The Never-Ending Scenarios of Pikachu

[kierany9]

Pikachu uses volt tackle and the knife kills the doctor. But pidgeot comes back and throws pika off a cliff. How does Pika escape this one?

 

[s_a_l_poke]

Pika quickly slashes his tail out and catches hold of a small branch. He pulls up and finds a small cave. However, in the cave lives a family of Teddiursa... and Ursaring. How will Pika escape this one?

 

[darkpokeball]

Pika runs ahead of the Ursaring and Teddiurisa and comes to an intersection of left and right. Going left, he accidently ran straight off a cliff! How does Pika escape this one?

 

[Diablerie]

Buizel and I come flying by on the Shaymin from the Steal the Shaymin game and save Pika. Suddenly some other random trainer attacks me and Buizel and we drop Pika... right into a pond of savage Sharpedo! And Pikachu is too weak from his journey to use electricity! How will he get out of this one???

 

[s_a_l_poke]

Pika realizes that Sharpedo don't live in ponds, they live in oceans. That means that he is in a zoo. The zoo's visitors realize that Pika is not a Sharpedo. They sue the zoo for misleading them into thinking that a Pikachu is a Sharpedo, which in turn causes the zoo to be demolished. Pika turns around... only to see a wrecking ball fly toward him! How will Pika escape this one?

 

[TRMASCOT]

Pika uses agility and narrowly escapes the bowling ball. But he lands on a moving concrete block at a construction site!

 

[s_a_l_poke]

...He jumps off the block. However, he lands into a pit of wet cement. Two seconds later, a chunk of concrete falls on his head. Pika falls unconscious. When he wakes up, he's buried up to his neck in cement. What will Pika do to escape this?

 

[SargeantMajorKururu]

M. Night Shyamalan comes out of nowhere and tells Pikachu the truth: He is the cement! So then the cement turns into another Pika, and the first Pika wiggles free of himself. But then, the universe cannot handle two pikas at the same time, and giant holes are ripped in the fabric of reality! How will Pika escape this one?

 

[Diablerie]

The real Pika murders the second Pika and all is right with the universe.
But all of a sudden Palkia, who sensed the disturbance appears and prepares to attack! How will Pika get out of this one?

 

[SargeantMajorKururu]

Pika uses Roar of Time, which just conveniently came onto his moveset for ten seconds, to destroy Palkia in a single hit. But then, another wrecking ball flies towards him. But he can't move because he needs to recharge! How will Pika escape this one?

 

[s_a_l_poke]

The wrecking ball was being controlled by Homer Simpson, so it obviously misses. However, Pika was so traumatized by these experiences that he falls into severe depression. How will Pika escape this one?

 

[kierany9]

Nurse Joy's Chansey brings happiness back to pika. But the happiness egg cracks into a donut shape and Homer runs to eat pika with the egg inside
How will he escape this one?

 

[Ezashin Koori]

Homer suddenly stops and looks around. Pika, feeling ill, falls on its belly. A Shedinja appears, looking for a meal, spots Pika and rushes for a bite. How will Pika escape this one?

 

[ubernuke]

Team Rocket was simultaneously trying to capture Pikachu, but the net they fired trapped Shedinja instead. But now Weezing is spewing toxic fumes everywhere. How will Pika escape this one?

 

[ChrisTom]

Out of nowhere Douglas Adam appears from the toxic fog and grabs Pika. Douglas Adams uses Teleport and suddenly he and Pika are floating in a boat down a rivier which goes the length of the entire universe. Pika looks behind him to see Douglas Adams playing "Journey of the Sorcerer" on the Banjo. After floating through space long enough to hear the song twice, Pika claps his hands and gestures that he wishes to return home. Douglas Adams snaps his fingers and in a heartbeat Pikachu falls from the sky into the hands of a young trainer. The Trainer starts training Pikachu and they soon become close friends. But suddenly the Trainer sees another Trainer, who rips off his face revealing that he is a MOOSE!! Not just any Moose, but a psychotic humanoid Moose with a knife.

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HOW WILL PIKA GET OUT OF THIS ONE??

 

[aggyyu]

Pika jumps into the air, hitting the ground with a thunderbolt so it acts like a jet-pack, sending him flying. The trainer is obviously dead. However, thunderbolt runs out of PP and Pika falls into a pit of aggressive, hyper-beaming ariados. All the ariados start charging their hyper-beams, but Pika is out of PP for all of his moves!

How will pika get out of this one?

 

[ChrisTom]

Pika is scared and cries for help. The Ariados start chargin' up their lazors. Pika takes a step back and steps on a brick. The brick turns out to be a secret panel, and the floors of the pit start moving to the walls. The Ariados fall into a deep chasm. Pika has just discovered the lost temple of the Unown's Treasure! He grabs his whip and fedora and enters the large cave. As he walks thorugh he sees several different heiroglyphic scrawlings on the wall. He then finds the sacred chamber. A small golden Mew sits on a pedestal. Pika takes out a bag of sand and carefully switches it with the Mew. As he triumphantly walks away, the sand is grabbed by a Sandshrew, activating an ancient lever. A huge boulder come rolling towards Pika! He dashes and then uses his whip to swing across a pit, but the boulder keeps coming! How will Pika escape in:

PIKA CHU AND THE LEGEND OF THE LOST IDOL!!

 

[Maraala]

Pika takes a hidden passege that is on his right but ends up running into the Happy Tree Friends! How will Pika escape this one?!

 

[aggyyu]

The Gardevoir from SammySkitty's trainer card comes to the rescue and teleports them both away. It then gives pika a max elixir, restoring all his PP. That was what was going to happen, except it was actually poison! Pika is miles away from a pokemon center, out of PP, and his health is slowly being drained away by poison- he wont make it in time!!!

How will pika get out of this one???

 

[Maraala]

Pika finds a Pecha Berry Plant and eats a Pecha Berry only to have Lil' Slugger to come up from behind and knock him out. How will Pika escape from this one?!