The New Pokemon Rap [explicit content]

[Yames Payaso]

This may seem a bit taboo but just give it a chance.

I'm a Gyarados you're like a Goldeen
Catch me on my Lapras catching Seaking
You can call me Meowth cause I'm 'bout that bling
Don't mess with Kakuna cause a Beedrill sting
I've defeated the elite youre back fighting Brock
Your Pikachu used a thundershock against a rock
You ain't nothin' but a hater so we call you Gary Oak
Sent out my Dratini and choked your Slowpoke
Ratattas get splattered when the razor leaf scatters
You send out your Pidgey and I send out my Graveler
I'm with Koffing and Weezing and we're coughing and wheezing
But we creepin' with Sneasel best believe that we cheafin'
I'm tellin' Kabutops to use a night slash
and I'm tellin' Slowking to hand me the hash
and I'm tellin' Snorlax to pass the fat sacks
We're making fast cash sellin' crack to your Whiscash

I'm like an Onix you ain't messin' with a rocksnake
and If you messin' with my Paras better vacate
Cause I set my Kangaskahn on exterminate
and Hitmonchan megapunched you in your face
A hyper beam or two and now you're feeling displaced
Your Wobbuffet has got you actin' like a mentalcase
Ditto's in the backyard changing shapes
He kept you up all night makin' the whole town shake
Yeah I got a Crobat I worked hard for that


and that's all I've got so far [there were a few words that I had to take out because it censored them so I went through and changed the words, it's messes up the flow in a few spots but that's alright with me]

 

[Dragonite Ernston]

Post the uncensored version somewhere else, is what I'd suggest. Also, nice use of the puns - especially this one:

I'm with Koffing and Weezing and we're coughing and wheezing

Would be kind of confusing to hear, though.

 

[Yames Payaso]

i actually have a recorded version that contains the first verse
that can be found here

soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=1123445&songID=10053937
I can't post links though so I guess you'll have to copy and paste it


I'm not too worried about the lyrics though, I just figured I'd share it with ya'll and thanks, that happens to be one of my best puns in any song ive written lol

 

[Dragonite Ernston]

Aw, man, that soundtrack is making my ears bleed.

Post more of it when you're done. I'll be waiting ^_^

 

[TJgamer]

Did you make the beats and sing this song yourself?
That's pretty impressive!
Now I'm not a fan of hip-hop or rap, but I still found this pretty...fascinating.
Despite the strong language, I'm sure even a professional songwriter would be proud of this.

 

[Yames Payaso]

Did you make the beats and sing this song yourself?
That's pretty impressive!
Now I'm not a fan of hip-hop or rap, but I still found this pretty...fascinating.
Despite the strong language, I'm sure even a professional songwriter would be proud of this.

Yes and thanks. I'm rather proud of it
I plan to try and make a living from it if I'm lucky enough
=D

 

[Regeneration]

I heard the sound-clip and that was actually pretty impressive. O_O

Your Pikachu used a thundershock against a rock
You ain't nothin' but a hater so we call you Gary Oak

That transition didn't really sound good.

I'm with Koffing and Weezing and we're coughing and wheezing
But we creepin' with Sneasel best believe that we cheafin'

That was actually pretty fun to hear. XD

I'd just say that it was pretty good and I liked it to a large extent.

 

[Giratina ♀]

Okay, so normally it's a rare occurrence when I like a rap song, but I think you've made one of those songs I do like. <3 Very fun to listen to, and the parts I could make out made me snicker with the lyrics and whatnot. Great job, and I really do hope to hear a full version soon~

ALSO: Did you also make the rest of the songs on that playlist? Because they're also quite good. c:

 

[Yames Payaso]

Okay, so normally it's a rare occurrence when I like a rap song, but I think you've made one of those songs I do like. <3 Very fun to listen to, and the parts I could make out made me snicker with the lyrics and whatnot. Great job, and I really do hope to hear a full version soon~

ALSO: Did you also make the rest of the songs on that playlist? Because they're also quite good. c:

Yess indeed
thanks much =]