The Simpsons funny sayings

[mew2_v1]

Lisa & Bart: AAAAHH!!! Sideshow Bob!!
Sideshow Bob: You can call me Bob
Lisa & Bart: AAAAAHH!! Bob!!

 

[Shadow da Hedgehog]

alexander: im alexander graham bell, inventor of the telephone.
man: you stole my idea.
Alexander: read the patent, b****!

 

[Pete]

Bart: Woah, God is son in your face!
Homer: Yeah, he's my favourite fictional character.

 

[mew2_v1]

Homer: I am a robot do what i say heh heh heh
[homer move another blocko mirror]
Homer: I am a washing machine do what i say heh heh heh

 

[Bomberman]

Man: You, sir, are a moron.
Homer: A Mormon? But I'm from earth!

 

[mew2_v1]

Milhouse: Whatever! I demand respect! I have feelings! Im a human boy! Just like you!!
Bart: Shhhh Use your indoor voice

 

[Shadow da Hedgehog]

Homer: i wont be needing this anymore. *sets fire to college certificate*
i am so smart, i am so smart, i am so smart, i am so smart, s-m-r-t, i mean s-m-a-r-t!

 

[mew2_v1]

Mr Burn: I can smell fear, with curry
[Mr Burn shot Apu]
Apu:Ah! You got me, but i must recarnated
[Bunny Apu appear from his face]
Bunny Apu: HA HA! You cant kill the Hindu[His tail caught on a bear trap]AAAAAAAH! Help me Jesus!

 

[mew2_v1]

Homer: "Woah, wait a minute. Why are you and the old lady here?"
Ms Krabappel: "Because we want to get Seymour. back"
Homer: "So why is Marge here?"
Marge: "Because it was my idea."
Homer: "So why am I here?"
Marge: "Because the streets of Capitol City are no place for 3 unescorted ladies."
Homer: "So why are the kids here?"
Marge: "Because we couldn't find Grampa to look after them."
Homer: "So...why is Grampa here?"
Grampa: "Because Jasper didn't want to come here alone."
Homer: "Fair enough."

 

[Joey the Cockroach]

Homer: (eating a fertility drug) mmmm....... ovulicious.....

 

[mew2_v1]

Homer: Hey kids you want to drive pass to the cactus path
Bart & Lisa: Yes!
Sideshow Bob: No!
Homer: To late! 2 in 1
[Homer drives to the cactus path]

 

[Samurai X]

Homer: *praying loudly*
Marge: Most people pray in silence
Homer: Marge, he's way the hell up there.*points up*

and

Marge: *stops the bus from the back*
Otto: *looking throug mirror* Oh man, what am I smoking? Oh yeah, pot.

 

[Bomberman]

Apu's prayer:

"Good rice, good curry, good Ghandi! Let's hurry!"

 

[mew2_v1]

Homer: Animotion
Phone: Animotion 6 1/2
Homer: Yahoooo!!!!
Phone: Yahoo 6 1/4
Homer: Huh, What the hell is this crap?
Phone: Fox Brocasting System down 10

 

[Joey the Cockroach]

Homer: i dont want to miss a word.
Marge: you dont know what they are saying.
Homer: dont worry im picking it up. Sala seems to mean jerk, and i think Manjula means some kind of spaceship.

 

[mew2_v1]

Bart: I love you dad
Homer: I love you too Jerry Lawn

 

[Setokaibarocket]

Homer: What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.

 

[Joey the Cockroach]

Bart: ahhhhh! oh, it was all just a dream.
(looks at his chest and a slash in his chest)
Bart: ahhhhh!
Homer: Bart? is that you?
Bart: yes.
Homer: take out the garbage.

 

[mew2_v1]

Homer: Oh, I'm sick of doing Japanese stuff! In jail we had to be in this dumb kabuki play about the 47 Ronin, and I wanted to be Oshi, but they made me Ori!

 

[Setokaibarocket]

Homer: Now Barney, don't forget to bring my car back tomorrow. Just slide it under the door.
Barney: Yes, tommorrow...