The Vending Machine Game

[Sadistic Typhlosion]

Out comes a Cloyster~!

In goes the innards of that Cloyster....

 

[Comic Tragedy]

out pops that very same cloyster again. but this time TO HAUNT YOu! "BAH"! xD
in goes you're fear -_-

 

[Gymnotide]

Out comes 'The Same Cloyster'
Except this time reborn and leading a happy life in San Francisco.

Inserts 'CLOYSTER YOMIGAERU'

 

[Cobalt36]

Out pops a hilariously large television which then plays one of those creepy new Verizon commercials.

Inserts a monkey's head full of Sadistic Blaziken's leftover blood, oozing out the sides...

 

[Gymnotide]

Out comes 'Embarassed Naked Gymnotide.'
*scurries back in*

 

[Cobalt36]

Naked Gymnotide pops back out, pushed by Sadistic Blaziken's ghost, and is chased by Old Naked Snake.

Watches horrific event unfold, and puts in a bottlecap.

 

[Gymnotide]

Out comes yet another 'Naked Gymnotide'
Completely different from the other one.

Yay, I've got a clone now.
*does yaoi stuff with my clone*

*inserts Cobalt36*

 

[Cobalt36]

Out pops MEH BELLAH!!! A squirrel runs by...

"Get in MEH BELLAH!!!"

Eats squrriel and jumps into machine.

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Out pops "Colbat Coast" from Pokemon Channel.

In goes Itachi's necklace...

 

[Gabri]

Out pops a box full of gold. YAY!!! 8D

In goes a magic wand.

 

[Pikabloo]

Out pops an 'ordinary' wooden stick.

In goes a television.

 

[Cobalt36]

Out pops and imaginary stick. Cool.

In goes a magic imaginary stick. Yay.

 

[Pikabloo]

Out pops air... ]:

In goes money.

 

[Cobalt36]

Out pops the head of Medusa. Holy Cr-

Ah, i've turned to stone.

Stone body falls into machine, and it falls over because of the excessive amount of weight in it...

 

[Sadistic Typhlosion]

Out comes a new vending machine that I put beside the broken one~!

In goes the thousands of emo-ish music CDs I have. ^_^

 

[Cobalt36]

Out pops the millions of alternative and metal-rock songs i have on iTunes. (Anyone who listens to Paramore and Disturbed needs to totally pm or vm me!)

In goes dumb freakin' rap music that no one should care about...

 

[Sadistic Typhlosion]

Out comes a note from me. "I like Paramore~!"

In goes the sadistic rants that I go off one every once in a while....

 

[Gymnotide]

Out comes a note from me saying "I like Paramore too, who doesnt?"
Inserts Haley.

 

[Sadistic Typhlosion]

Out comes my sister, Haily. As a Swablu~!

In goes X-Scissor....

 

[Cobalt36]

Out pops Haley and Alexz Johnson. Sweet, they can come with me.

We walk off, and a chipmunk walks by. The machine grows evil glowing eyes and a mouth and swallows it whole O.o