The Vending Machine Game

[Eruption]

*Out comes a laptop*

*Puts in game cheats*

 

[Jolty-kun]

Out comes a ripped book.
In goes a vending machine.

 

[Eruption]

*Out comes a black hole*

*Puts in a chain* (Random)

 

[Jolty-kun]

Out comes a chainlock
In goes a rabbit.

 

[Eruption]

*Out comes loads of blood and a fluffy tail*

*Puts in a calculator*

 

[Crimson Arcanine]

*Out comes a blackboard and some chalk*

*Puts in an apple*

 

[Eruption]

*Out comes a pear*

*Puts in a Mars bar*

 

[Villianous Villager]

comes out Ranma Saotome

puts in Akane Tendo?

 

[Auron]

Ranma Saotome comes out !!

*Puts in a Gastly and a shell*

 

[Eruption]

*Out comes a ghost type Shellder*

*Puts in ghost type shellder*

 

[Villianous Villager]

comes out Esme Squalor

puts in Count Olaf, Esme Squalor and Count Olaf...

 

[Auron]

Offtopic: That's right !! Shell + Gastly = Shellder xD Maybe Shellder is a son/daughter of Gastly and Clamperl xDD

*A strange mix comes out*

*Puts in some weed-smoker Weedles*

 

[Villianous Villager]

comes out Violet Baudelaire

puts in Violet Baudelaire

 

[charizard_maa]

You get a dog.

*Insert a roach*

 

[Eruption]

*lucky you! $1,000,000 comes out*

*puts in Thor*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

...Out comes his hammer.

In goes the Triforce...

 

[Crimson Arcanine]

*Out comes Link, Zelda and Ganondorf*

*Puts in all my holo Pokemon cards*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

...Out comes a completed deck.

In goes some soap...

 

[Eruption]

Out comes the cleanest person in the world

puts in nothing

 

[viridian doubletongue]

...Out comes something.

In goes a single blade of grass...