The Vending Machine Game

[Eruption]

*Out comes a bookshelf*

*Puts in a spoiler*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

... Out comes a spoiler tag.

In goes a dalek...

 

[Eruption]

Out comes a cyberman

(I like Doctor Who)

In goes The Doctor

 

[viridian doubletongue]

... Out comes the TARDIS.

In goes a Sonic Screwdriver...

 

[n2]

out comes a sonic game

in goes #thepokecommunity chatroom

 

[viridian doubletongue]

...Out comes the DCC.

In goes the old funtime. The good one...

 

[Sanky]

Out comes new funtime. The bad one...

In goes Czech Republic. ...

 

[Cosmic Tyrant]

out comes five pesos.

Puts in a Hadouken fireball...

 

[Eruption]

*the machines blows up*

*sets up a new vending machine*

*Puts in Psychic Paper*

 

[Martin Yiu]

*An E-Mail comes out*

Hmm... Yay! It says that I won a copy of Windows Vista Ultimate! ... It's a fake. :(

*Puts in a fake winning E-Mail with a keylogger attached*

 

[Alter Ego]

...

It's a letter from the Microsoft attourneys. They're onto you and your forgeries, apparently. :O

*Inserts a windows error report in all its clarity*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

... Out comes a system error, in all its confusion.

In goes some fluff...

 

[Martin Yiu]

And out comes a proof of concept code of virus for Windows Vista. Plus, hacked MS Office 2007 Plus Professional.

I just hate that junk, so I put all of that back and put in also the Netscape 3, IE 7 and IE 3 and Windows 1.0. Is it enough to get Lugia XD?


No. So I toss the machine and set up a new one.


I put in a 5 Euro Cents with Windows vista logo on the other side.

 

[Crimson Arcanine]

*Out comes a note explaining that the vending machine doesn't accept any Microsoft product and you must please push the button to continue, which when you touch the notice and press a button on the vending machine, it transmits a little futuristic hybrid computer/retro virus which causes your mindset to occassionally change between the following: Yourself, A straved raccoon, Michael Jackson if he had a fetish with wishing dishes, a punk Sandshrew thats obbessed with mud and a lawyer.*

*Puts in a blueprint for a doomsday device*

 

[Ho-Oh]

*A red doomsday device comes out*

*Puts in guests*

 

[typeZERO]

*Out comes some liquor*
Ah drinking problems -_-

*In goes a Kyuubi nine tailed fox*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

... Out comes total and utter destruction.

In goes a Chidori attack...

 

[typeZERO]

...out comes a CS2 sasuke causing total destruction

In goes a Sol Badguy from guilty gear...

 

[Goku Goku]

..and out comes half of Ken from Street Fighters.

In goes a time-bomb made by moi...

 

[typeZERO]

*half of the neighborhood blows up*
*Sets up new vending machine*

in goes a black hole...