Out comes, for some reason: 1,000 chickens.
I stuff the entire universe, 9 more universes, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, everyone that posted in this thread, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, 9,000,000 laptops, a chicken, 100 vending machines, 20,000 more universes, 10 Arceus, 40 Palkia, 50 Dialga, some squirrel guy, 100 fourth walls(Pinkie Pie is going to break them), 1,000,000 5th walls, ????????????, a Twilight Sparkle Headcannon, my cup of water, a Webkinz duck, a giant Snorlax, the original 1,000 chickens, the author of this thread, and your laptop into the machine.