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One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell-
