ShieldWolf27
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Just post things you don't say to a cop. It is pretty easy!
"Want a donut?"
now you go!
"Want a donut?"
now you go!
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Things you don't say to a cop.
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Who Replied?Super_Lawliet
An eye for an eye my friend
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"La La La, I can't hear you!"
lol I likey that one
lol I likey that one
ShieldWolf27
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lol pretty good! Lets see. I said this one but It was my uncle. Dunkin Donuts is closed go home.
saul
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Hmmm....
A cop pulls you over for speeding and walks up to your window.
you pull out a twenty dollar bill and show him it and say: Hey, why don't we just forget about all this...
Lol, my Reading Teacher told us her daughter did that once xD
A cop pulls you over for speeding and walks up to your window.
you pull out a twenty dollar bill and show him it and say: Hey, why don't we just forget about all this...
Lol, my Reading Teacher told us her daughter did that once xD
PokemonPichu
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Hey, wanna a Pokemon battle?
Heh heh heh.
Heh heh heh.
Crystal Clair
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I got one
Let me just finish this pack of beer I got here....
Listen! Now now! I'm on my cell phone.....
Let me just finish this pack of beer I got here....
Listen! Now now! I'm on my cell phone.....
Cybex Mewtwo
Someone's angry. :/
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"If I poke your stomach will you giggle?"
I saw a short dedicated to this at the mall...but this one was made-up. I'll have to find the shirt and find some quotes.
I saw a short dedicated to this at the mall...but this one was made-up. I'll have to find the shirt and find some quotes.
Shuko
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"Why no, officer, I can't imagine why you pulled me over! Now, if you wouldn't mind, please move your *bleep*ing car so that I can continue my game of "hit the road signs"!
Raichu Master
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Here's one:
No it's not marijuana, officer! It's cocaine.
No it's not marijuana, officer! It's cocaine.
Raichu Master
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What if I said I could eat more donuts than you and still not get as fat?
Raichu Master
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Yes, I'm drinking and driving. Yes, I have illegal drugs in my system right now. No you can't arrest me.
Super_Lawliet
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"What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
When he says no, cry.
If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
Chew on the pen, nervously.
Clean your ear with the pen.
If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
When he says no, cry.
If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
Chew on the pen, nervously.
Clean your ear with the pen.
If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
Raichu Master
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How many officers does it take to get up on a latter to change a light bulb? Only you, you're the only who could fit!
I wasn't speeding, you were going faster than me!
Have you ever been arrested for speeding? No? Than don't be a hypocrit!
How many fingers am I holding up? 5? No, 4! The thumb isn't a finger, it looks like I ain't the one drunk!
I wasn't speeding, you were going faster than me!
Have you ever been arrested for speeding? No? Than don't be a hypocrit!
How many fingers am I holding up? 5? No, 4! The thumb isn't a finger, it looks like I ain't the one drunk!
Overlord IX
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*waves hand*
You dont need to see my identification.
You dont need to see my identification.
Raichu Master
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I'm sorry, officer! I thought 95 was the speed limit, I must have thought I was on the belt way.
This isn't the Autobond (?)!? I'm not in German!? Wo bin ich!?
This isn't the Autobond (?)!? I'm not in German!? Wo bin ich!?
Overlord IX
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Im a member of the national anti-donut foundation.