Three Word Story (:

[FourCartridge]

On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
Into a ditch.

 

[Ghast]

On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his

 

[lahishendeeir]

On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant

 

[Esper]

On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named

 

[Mr Cat Dog]

On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I

 

[Pokestick good times.]

> Three word story
> Four word rule
Well that was awkw-

...Oh wait, Tara solved that problem.

***

On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I
threw garbage at

 

[Gymnotide]

On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I
threw garbage at
my mother's car

 

[Esper]

On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I
threw garbage at
my mother's car
which spontaneously grew

 

[Ultraviolence]

On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I
threw garbage at
my mother's car,
which spontaneously grew,
to the size

 

[blue]

On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I
threw garbage at
my mother's car,
which spontaneously grew,
to the size
Of a pea

 

[2Cool4Mewtwo]

On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I
threw garbage at
my mother's car,
which spontaneously grew,
to the size
of a pea
which turned out

 

[keoni]

On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I
threw garbage at
my mother's car,
which spontaneously grew,
to the size
of a pea
which turned out
to actually be

 

[Esper]

On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I
threw garbage at
my mother's car,
which spontaneously grew,
to the size
of a pea
which turned out
to actually be
the giant pancake's

 

[RetardRaichu]

in-law and that
Man this is hard with the 25 letter thingy and whatnot.