Throw random things at random people! (revived)

[Barney.]

Gah!

What do you carry in there? Bricks?

*Throws "Batman: The Killing Joke" by Alan moore at the NP*

 

[Pikazard]

*rips*

*Throws an Elaphant at the very next poster*

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Oh well if it isn't … xD

•throws the torn graphic novel at np• ;_;
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THE JOKER AND THE THEIF

There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more.
They decide they're going to escape! So, like they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight, stretching away to freedom.
Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daredn't make the leap. Y'see, Y'see he's afraid of falling.
So then the first guy has an idea, he says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!"
B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says, he says "Wh-what do you think I am? CRAZY? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"​

 

[Vie]

*reads it*
thank you :D

*throws a pair of old smelly socks at np*

 

[Barney.]

well...they're better than my current ones...*slips on socks*

*throws a slinky at np*

 

[The_G']

hit it with a bat that I threw at NP

 

[SethAragorn]

Flame them up with a flamethrower while flying past me to the np.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

My slinky is on fire!

•throws a bean at np•

 

[Cheesymitten]

Gets stuck in my ass.

Farts it out at np

 

[Pikazard]

*dodges* Ha ha


*throws Everything at the np* Take this

 

[jigglyppuff8]

-_-... o_o... O_o... O_O... X_X...

*Throws icicles going in a / ME \
_____________________/_____ \
____________________/_______ \
___________________/___YOU__ \
___________________\_________/
____________________\_______/ pattern.

 

[Zet]

*throws Cirno and Marisa at next poster*

 

[pkmnhippy]

*Throws Suwako and Alice as a counter attack*


*Throws ZUN's hat at the next poster*

 

[Zet]

*catches ZUN's hats and starts an ebay page for it*

*Throw's ZUN at next poster*

 

[beauty. proletariat]

*catches ZUN and buys ZUNs hat off ebay for a ZUN+hat set*

*throws LLUVIA to the next poster*

 

[Cheesymitten]

Cheesymitten is confused???

*Throws bread at np*

 

[Pikazard]

*eats*

*throws the next posers fav food in their mouth*

 

[Detox]

*Catches Ice Creaam*

*Throws Wailord at np*

 

[Sexycheese]

Thar she blows!!! ar me hartys! (so strange lolz....)
*throws pirate ship at np*

 

[Mira]

*turns into a dragon and starts playing with it like a toy boat*

*throws a giant vial of ink at np*