- Next stop Slateport City! Ahoy.
- Route 109: I beat them all, I put Magikarp in front of the team so he could grow, luckily he grew to 15 and now knows Tackle.
- After beating them all, even the ones in the shack, my team was like these.
- It seemed like it was some sort of Faggy Red Costume People convention in town.
- I went to the Poke Lovers Club. Apparently Marshtomp loves me and Magikarp does not. Sucker.
- A reporter harassed me. Oh, It seems I'm cursed.
-They didnt let me enter the Pokemon Contest, but I obtained a Pokeblock Case.
-There was nothing left for me to do. So I left Slateport City.
- I delivered the Devon Goods (And lost $50 to some blood-sucking recepcionists, never trust a woman with green hair).
Beat up Team Magma rookies. Their red-haired fierce leader talk some **** and went away.
- I left Slateport City and in my way met the most smart guy ever.
Route 110, 103 and The Trick Master Challenge
- Beat them all.
- Earn Rare Candy.
Note: It happen something that I was afraid was gonna happen, in several battles, Marshtomp fell in love with these Skittys. Damn you puberty.
- I caught up with May.
(His splashing Wailmer was a piece of cake
I was concerned about Grovyle but it turns out that Wing Attack was really effective
Then fire pokemon Numel was easy too)
She kept talking about her "new" boyfriend and we battle, I knew that the boyfriend was imaginary as soon as she mentioned his name.
-Finally I arrived Mauville City, Magikarp was LV19 and I knew that at LV20 he evolved into a Gyarados, so I give him the Candy Rare.
-I went trough the Biker's Place, two reasons, level up and I have put my MAGIKARP the nickname Magikarp (yeah lol) and now it was a Gyarados so I needed to change that.
- Magnemites were defeated with Bite and Water Gun.
-Route 118: Win them all.
-Winstrate Challenge: Defeat them all at the first try. Earned Macho Brace.
-Route 117: Even easier.
-Wally wanted me to fight him so he can prove his uncle that he was worthy of fighting a Gym Leader, I let him win.
When I came back it was like they had amnesia. What a couple of jerks. So I beat him with Wingull.
Now the big challenge, Mauville City Gym Challenge. Electric Type Monsters. Oh god!
Besides my Pelipper is not only a water type monster is also a bird. Ouch.
The guys before the leader were kinda easy (the first one actually kill one of my PKM) but I beat each one of them without fainting so.
Team Before Battling Wattson:
Note: I'm thankful that the third gym was the thunder one, if the last one was thunder that would've been hard.
Notes Of The Matches:
- His first two pokemon were easy to beat with Marshtomp and Pelipper, using Water Gun. The Wing Attack was sh*t. The Mud-Slap also.
Gyarados's Bite was useless with any of his pokemon.
- The third one was easy to attack with Water Gun but his attacks were better so he kept on defeating me faster.
- In the matches that I was losing, I used Marshtomp first and he was to weak to fight Magnetron, and Pelipper was weaker to thunder attack.
- So I decided that I use Pelipper first and Marsthomp later in order to win, which it worked.
Look how it ended up the second time that we fought:
But I ended up winning and for what it seems like I ended up giving the old man a "thrill":
- I went to Rusturf Tunnel, I find some Black Glasses. Beat up a Hiker badly.
I help some juice head meet his girlfriend. He gave me the HM Strength.
I went to Route 111, fish some, find a Goldeen but didnt capture it. Just didn't feel right.
I defeat an interviewer and a camara man. The lady was all over me. Not lying.
- I kept walking defeating hikers and campers, one was specially dumb, he kept saying pep. What's pep?
Not to brag. But I made one of them boys cry.
- I entered the Fiery Path. It had some boulders. Lol.
I read somewhere that Linoone could learn Strength. I already had a Zigzagoon as a HM slave that could Cut and Rock Smash.
So I decided to do a little "wild pokemon killing to get level", Zigzagoon evolved into Linoone and learned Strength.
(It took a good while, but thanks to the highest volume music, TV, my patience I almost didnt notice)
-But I forget that I need a new badge to use Strengh, oh well, anyway I was gonna evolve him sometime.
-I got off the cave.
Route 113
-Something told me that I wasn't gonna find a Water Type Pokemon here.
-I keep walking and battling. Another girl started flirting with me, I was kinda feeling bad of rejecting them all. So I made out with her.
I have to go as the rolling stone I am, but she told me.
- I've finally arrived to Fallarbor Town. A girl on the PokeCenter told me to go to her house. She did. It's not paranoia from me. I'm dashing.
The fossil dude told me to go find fossils at Route 114.
There was no Gym and I'm not ready yet to enter those Beauty Pagents so I left the town.
- I went over the lady house, she just gave me a doll and a dumb advice about some PC. Nerd.
- I found a Protein and gave it Gyarados, which was a great idea.
He used to attack and leave the opponent with very little HP, now he defeat anyone. Tough.
- I entered the Meteor Falls.
- I saw Team Magma people, but then some guys dressed all blue and black in pirats appear.
This is just getting faggier than already was. It was like the Village People.
Finally Magma team left, the blue pirate told me some random stuff about his Aqua Team. Oh whatever.
- I got off the cave and went down, I find some opponents that I could easily beat, and a freak that wanted to show me his Pokemon.
- I ended up in Rustboro City, I use the magic tunel to get me Verdanturf.
Then went to Mauville, go up and take the train or however is called.
Couldn't go down, some gay ass Magma and Aqua team guys were raping Poochyenas. Discusting.
Then I went up and I find more people humping Poochyenas. I just couldn't watch it.
- Oh whatever, I beat all Magma team, I mean... MAGMA!, It was easy with my power puff water type team.
I took the Fosile away. And went down to Lavaridge Town. I was tired, the Pokemon always get to rest.
I decided it was MY time to take a good rest so I did.
- It was time to get serious. I was gonna face the Gym Leader... Of the Gym that used Fire Pokemon. Lol!
Piece of cake. This was the team that she have to face.
- It was easy. Pelipper used Water Gun on their first two pokemon and beat the living hell out of them.
Then Marshtomp used three Water Guns and beat the Torkoal. Gay ass Torkoal by the way, he used charm on Marshtomp.
- Out of the Gym I saw May, I try to hide but she talked to me anyways. Gave me a present for Valentine's Day.
I told her that it wasn't Valentine's Day. She said that it was a late present. Oh well. Also she mention something about dad.
I just was hoping she didnt try to convinced him into try to convince me into dating her. Dont matter.
The old man listens to me, not the other way around.
Next gym. Dad's one. But first, explore the sandstorm with my new goggles.
- Went to the storm, the only thing that was good finding was the fossil.
- Now onto dad's gym. I beat his minions and here is the team so far.
- I win, he ended up defeating Gyarados and Pelipper but I ended up winning.
- He start whining and then mention Wally. What a douche.
- Then Wally's dad gave me Surf. Which I made Gyarados learn. (Funny, Linoone could Surf too?)
- So I started surfing from Captain Briany's house (the one that has Peeko) to Dewford Town.
- Then keep surfing to Slateport City. But in the way I found a wrecked ship.
- I find some items and defeat some random sea-people (sailors, tubers)
- I got out and keep on my way to Slateport, in the way there were more trainers and some items.
- Finally arrived. I went to the Trick Master Challenge again and won it. I was hoping for a Rare Candy, oh well.
- I did the Challenge again. He gave a hard stone. Lol.
- And I did it one more time. He gave me a Smoke Ball. WTF is that.
- I went to Mauville city. The gym leader ask me some favor about the generator. Now I surfed from the Mauville City to 118.
- I obtained a Good Rod.
- I started to fish for a bit spontaneously and caught a LV12 Carvanha.
Okay, I actually wanted to caught him because I knew it was the only place to get him, and it took me along to find him and not defeat him.
Oh and now that I remember, kudos to Nintendo, for reflecting how many patience a real fisher has to have.
- I saw Steven, he told me some stuff about If I just raised one type of pokemon or what, like he knew about the MonoType Challenge.
I was actually shocked.
- I went to the left and stole a whole bunch of berries.
Note: I just find out that Iron helps Attack, but not the Special Attack. I bought a bunch of those and my Pokemon mostly have SP. Attacks. lol
- I defeat the Mimic's Circle.
It was tricky because I had Carvanha at the top of the team, and I have to walk between the tall grass and they keep walking the other way.
Marshtomp evolved to Swampert.
- I walk trough the bridge.
- Dumbass Magma Team is inside the Weather Institute. I taught my Carvanha "Surf" and with that move beat every Magma member.
Sometimes I left them weak and finished them with a Bite. But it worked pretty much for Zubbat and Poochyenas.
No need to say Numels were an easy target.
- And as Magma, my cute boyish charm haunt me again.
- I earned a Castform. I went to Donald Trump's mode and fired him.
- With the road clear, I continue my walk.
- And I saw May running after me. Stalker. I say that out loud and she wanted a battle.
Her Numel was a piece of cake with froasting.
Her Wailmer also.
I was kind of afraid of Grovyle but a couple of Dragon Rage of Gyarados did the work leaving him with no single touch.
- Last time she said something about my dad, now my mom. How controlling.
- I was finally in Fortree City. They all live in trees. Freaky.
- There was a comment that make me think about the lack of cleaning of the character.
- I went to route 120 and met Devon who gave me the Devon Scope.
- I kept walking to Route 121.
- Enter the Safari Zone for items, left with none.
Arrived to Lilycove City
The Dream Team so far:
Pelipper
Level: 38
- Fly
- Watergun
- Supersonic
- Wing Attack
Swampert
Level: 38
- Tackle
- Take Down
- Mud-Slap
- Water Gun
Gyarados
Level: 38
- Bite
- Surf
- Twister
- Dragon Rage
Carvanha
Level: 26
- Surf
- Bite
- Crunch
- Focus Energy
