Waiter, there is a ____ in my soup.

[Urist McHemlock]

I can't give a full answer for that one.
Waiter, there is plastic in my soup.

 

[Devoxys12]

Yes, the bowl leaks a bit and we're too cheap to buy a new one.
Waiter, there's a Pokeball in my soup.

 

[TheDeadEvilDead]

Soup, there is a waiter in my Katy Perry.

well im afraid you'll have to stop dividing by zero then
(just because it wasnt answered)

My post-
unfortunately due to cuts, we can no longer afford ultra balls for our soups so we are making do with regular pokeballs...

waiter! theres a snorlax in my soup

 

[Dragon_Trainer_]

Congratulations! You won our special soup plush toy! That means you get to pay double for your order!

Waiter, there's a Dragonite in my soup!

 

[Devoxys12]

Ah yes, that's our spice Dragonite. It drops spices into the soup for you.
Waiter, there a Jynx in my soup.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

She's just taking a bath. Oh wait, it looks like we accidentally put her bath on your table instead of the soup!

Waiter, there's a shuriken in my soup!

 

[Devoxys12]

Sorry. This soup is for Gajeel over there. This one is yours.
Waiter, there's a skeleton in my soup.

 

[Koiko]

Jynx melted in the soup. Therefore, no more Jynx in your soup.

Waiter, there is a Koiko in my soup.

 

[Dedenne1]

That's your problem not mine
Waiter there is the secret to life in my soup

 

[Morgnarok]

Well then you should be grateful

Waiter there is a rat in my soup

 

[Devoxys12]

Didn't you order #1337 Rat Soup, sir?

Waiter, there's a Mega Arceusite in my soup.

 

[Morgnarok]

I wish I had that type of soup, sir


Waiter, there's a female in my soup.

 

[Devoxys12]

Erm yes, um, didn't you order, um, pervert soup?

Waiter, there's a house in my soup.

 

[Dedenne1]

Waiter theres a plum soup

 

[Morgnarok]

Too bad. Eat it

Waiter there's a rock in my soup

 

[Dedenne1]

Thats not my prob
Waiter theres a fish in my soup

 

[Devoxys12]

This is fish soup, sir.

Waiter, there's a car in my soup.

 

[StuperMarkio]

Preposterous. A car cannot fit in a bowl.

Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?

 

[Devoxys12]

It flew in there.

Waiter, there's a 3DS in my soup.

 

[lucariokul]

Yes sir, our restaurant provides in-meal entertainment - quite literally.


Waiter, there is another waiter sitting in my soup....