Waiter, there is a ____ in my soup.

[Devoxys12]

WHAT????? HE SHALL BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

Waiter, there's a club in my soup.

 

[lucariokul]

Yes, did you not order the Caveman soup?


Waiter, there is a hypno's pendant in my soup.

 

[Devoxys12]

Yes little child, eat it and come with me...

Waiter, there's a stalker in my soup.

 

[lucariokul]

Yes, he was the soup's main ingredient. Its for your Swalot.


Waiter? There is a Muk in my soup.

 

[Devoxys12]

A Muk? Well I'm not touching that either.

Waiter, there's soup in my soup

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

Oh yes, it is the recursive reality soup special

Waiter, there is a nuclear launch code in my soup

 

[lucariokul]

Yes, this is the Illuminati Special.


Waiter, there is a soup in a soup in a soup in my soup. (Is this what they call Soupception?)

 

[The Void]

You're dreaming.

Waiter, there's nothing in my soup!

 

[Whoomay]

*Fills the atmosphere in ur bowl!*
Waiter there is a Rayquaza in my soup...

 

[Urist McHemlock]

Stick it in the freezer.
Waiter, there is a dead body in my soup.

 

[Dedenne1]

Have fun handling that
Waiter there is a magikarp in my soup!

 

[Emboar]

Yeah, because you ordered fish soup.

Waiter, there is a bandage in my soup!

 

[Dedenne1]

Explains why im bleeding again...
Waiter there is a 2001 cell phone in my soup

 

[Emboar]

It's retro day!

Waiter, there is a sock in my soup.

 

[Kanzler]

Well you ordered the Rocky Road, what else do you expect?

Waiter, I see Putin in my soup.

 

[Emboar]

Yeah, 'cause he's right behind you.

Waiter, there is a virus in my soup.

 

[Nidoking76]

Ooooooh... sorry, you're gonna die.

Waiter, there's an advertisement in my soup.

 

[IggyKoopa]

The soup's complaints about me using Adblock were more annoying than the ad itself.

Waiter, there are dead pixels in my soup.

 

[Treecko]

I'm sorry, sir, I'll get our computer technician to fix that for you.

Waiter, there's a Pikachu in my soup.

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

Oh, yes a Pikachu hid in there to avoid being captured

Waiter, there is a cannon in my soup