What do pokemon taste like?

[St. Anger]

Do they all have different flavors? Or do they share an equal one?

 

[kabigon]

I imagine that they taste like satan.:)

 

[Luck]

They all have different flavours.
magikarp tastes like fish, miltank tastes like beef, and torchic tastes like chicken.
i suggest you stir fry a squirtle though, it makes great turtle soup.
and it'd be best that you scramble a few exeggcutes.

 

[Skaterzpenguin]

Well there is mouses, birds and cows, so I think they will taste like meat or w/e just like in real life that weird people eat... xD

 

[Master Jecht]

They would taste like whatever condiment i put on them.

 

[Spinor]

Umm... Chicken?

I really don't know about this, there is meat in the anime and yet, it's looks like there are real animals, but the episode were James's Magikarp evolved kinda disprooved that.

 

[Dark Mystery]

Doduo taste like an ostrich!
Shaymin tastes like flowers!
and Clampearl tastes like a clam!...or a pearl...I don't Know?

 

[Detox]

Oh,thats easy,plastic,since you cant get them out your game cartridge

 

[Sora_8920]

Dunno, really. Most of them would probably taste wierd, though lol. =D

 

[Percy Thrillington]

I can't answer for anything else, but Farfetch'd obviously tastes like chicken.

 

[Careful With That Axe Pichu!]

I see this is located in Pokémon General, so I first thought it was a very, very dumb topic.

But then I imagined how would I have reacted if I saw it in Fun Time. Wanna know how? What a freakin' amusing thread.

As it doesn't have the substance to be in a serious forum, Let's make of this some sort of game, shall we?

I think Pichu tastes like roasted mouse.

moved

 

[St. Anger]

Giratina tastes dull. Lol

 

[Aurafire]

Hmm....I don't really think about eating Pokemon...

But I suppose each would have a distinct flavor, based on whatever animal they most resemble.

For instance, would Octillery not taste like octopus? And I'm pretty sure Swellow would taste like.....whatever swallows tasts like. Hmm...

 

[Sublime]

I can't answer for anything else, but Farfetch'd obviously tastes like chicken.

:shocked: no one will eat Farfetch'd on my watch! also, Farfetch'd is a duck, not a chicken.

Koffing would taste like death

 

[St. Anger]

What about Quifish? It would have to be prepared perfectly.

 

[SpartanPatriot]

They probably taste like paper :) and bologna.

 

[Kenaime]

That would be weird to be handed a plate with a roasted Grumpig on it with an apple and say Dig In!!!

 

[Sublime]

the ultimate pokemon dinner. this also cover what the mentioned pokemon would taste like. :P

appetiser would be a rosrade salad with purified muk dressing. complete with the finest mineral water from a squirtles water gun.

the main course would be grilled magikarp and some Escargot a la' Magcargo

Desert would be ice cream made from powder snow from a Snover and topped with chocolate and a Cherubi.

yum.

 

[Luck]

I can't answer for anything else, but Farfetch'd obviously tastes like chicken.

Really?
i always thought it would taste like a unibrowed duck.
I bet jumpluff would taste like a dandelion though.
Ooh, and how about growlithe?
it would add to the asian stereotpye.

 

[Bludycomicsinc]

I'm not sure but i heard politoed legs are considered a delicasey in the kanto region!:)