Okay, usually I just answer the phone with a "Who do you want" In a demanding tone XD
But there are those times someone calls for me and they're like...
Person: Is Katie there?
Me: No, I'm sorry, but she is *sniffle* no longer with us *pretends to cry*
Person: What? Are you kidding? How?
Me: I'm not *sob* kidding v.v See, she was *sniffle* in a great deal of...ddeee....deeprreeesssioonnn and andd and *sniffle* killed herself
Person: Oh, well, bye
Me: Thanx, I love you too. --;
Person: Now, honestly, is Katie there?
Me: Who do you think you're talking 2?
Person: You're such a drama queen
Me: Yeah, wait till you call me next time. Wink wink
XD