What learns Splash?

[lucariokul]

Delibird!
Maybe a Nightmare..

 

[Lycanroc]

Well, there's Darkrai! *dramatic music*

What learns Fissure?

 

[Arc]

The biggest pokemon of all time. Wailord! (through breeding).

What pokemon can do what the French did, and use Guillotine?

 

[Nah]

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What Pokemon can bring the Hammer Time with Hammer Arm?

 

[lucariokul]

Sudo...WOODO! (Anime reference, ba-dum, crash)
Bring on the heat with Heat Wave!

 

[Olli]

Farfetch'd! Probably one of the most far-fetched (pun very much intended) answers, but it's apparently possible through move tutors. Oh, the Pokémon world nowadays :o

Gimme dat Steel Wing

 

[lucariokul]

Pretty much any flying type, but ill say Skarmory.


What knows Sky Attack? (Not gen 1, it was a TM then.)

 

[Kakarot1212]

Yvetal, right? LOL

Who learns acrobatics?

 

[Virtual Headache]

Talonflame, I have one who knows that move.

Who learns ancient power?

 

[Squirrel]

Piloswine does - it has to have it before it can be evolved!

What Pokémon could burn you with Scald?

 

[Nah]

Vaporeon can burn you with Scald. It's great to have on it.

Speaking of burns. Buuuuuuuuuurn baby! Eruption!

 

[lucariokul]

Groudon!
How about we Hex our enemy..

 

[Arma]

Chandelure can be quite scary combining that move with Will-O-Wisp.


Which Pokemon is able to dance with swords?

 

[Lost Lore]

Bisharp can, indeed~ All those sharp edges an' all.

Why don't you tell me a Pokemon that can use Dark Pulse?

 

[Olli]

I'm pretty sure I remember Weavile using it in the Lucario and the Mystery of Mew movie, so unless the anime canon is completely off, then Weavile should be able to learn it ;)

Sheer Cold though?

 

[lucariokul]

Master of seas - Kyogre!
How about a bloodthirsty Draining Kiss?

 

[Squirrel]

Swirlix, that little cutie!

Megahorn?

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Heracross, because it has a mega horn!

Up next is Moonblast!

 

[lucariokul]

Xerneas the Patronus Charm!


Let's do Oblivion Wing...

 

[Nah]

The one, the only, Gig Yveltal, Master of Death!

How 'bout dat Close Combat?