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What Would You Do? (Pokemon style)

Elite Overlord LeSabre™

On that 'Non stop road'
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    C. I like eBay.

    You see Ash holding Maylene hostage with a stun gun. Do you...

    A. Taser Ash
    B. Take Maylene's wallet and hand it to Ash
    C. Announce, "I challenge the both of you to a Gym Battle!"
    D. Taser Maylene
    E. Go to Veilstone Dept. Store and stock up on Lemonade
     

    Latiace

    I'm back!
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    A, then E, THEN THROW TEH ACME ANVIL AT ASH!!! (How dare he holds one of my favorite characters hostage! I will never talk to Ash again...)

    And then he kills all of your favorite characters! (OH NOES NOT YELLOW AND LUCIAN!!!! DX *Total freakout*) You...
    a)Ahahahahaha! >:D
    b)Anyone have an anvil?
    c)Kick Ash's butt in a pokemon battle!
    d)Oh why you little...
    e)BLAZIKEN USE DOUBLE KICK WHILE USING FLAMETHROWER AND SLASH!!!!

    ^What happens when I both go into super-hyperactive mode and get angry. XD
     

    gigapoodle

    I'm Ron Burgundy?
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    A. Son of a- oh wait, he's a god. Way to mess up the Pokemon world.

    You find a Pokemon egg lying behind a tree. You:
    A) Cut the tree and get the egg, then care for it till it hatches.
    B) Just get the egg. Why do we need to always cut the tree anyway? Bad for the Earth!
    C) Throw the egg into the woods. That was someone's baby, they should be able to find it.
    D) *C-R-R-ACK" *Splosh* *sizzle* Dinner!
     

    Elite Overlord LeSabre™

    On that 'Non stop road'
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    A. I like overworking my HM Slaves to near death.

    A stray Pikachu has been following you from Route 1 and you suspect it has rabies. Do you...

    A) Bust out the 12-gauge your dad told you to carry with you and use rabid Pikachu as target practice.
    B) Take it under your wing because you were smart enough to get rabies shots before heading out.
    C) Use your best ninja techniques to shake it off your tail.
    D) Call the A-Team and let them deal with it.
    E) Let it infect you with rabies because you find hospital food most delightful.
     

    Phoenix_Wright

    An Ace Attorney
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    A) Bust out the 12-gauge your dad told you to carry with you and you use rabid Pikachu as target practice.

    A Mewtwo blows up you're best friend you...

    A) Catch it with a master ball
    B)Cry in front of it
    C) Call it an "Epic Fail" and Puch it
     
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    B)Cry in front of it and A) Catch it with a master ball


    You see a box with shiny togepi's in them you

    A)sell them
    B)throw it in the ocean (still sealed off)
    C)train them
    D)Make them fight a lvl 100 arceus and get owned
    E) also if u must you can FIRE YOUR LAZER BBBBWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHGGHHGGHGHHHGHGAAA
     

    Code

    Stealcase
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    E) of course!
    you see two fossil's in the ground, and you want to pick them up. A voice in your head tells you that if you pick one of them up, the other will sink down in the sand.
    Do you:
    a) pick both of them up. only a reallly slow person would wait for the other one to sink in the sand.
    b) God has blessed us with two hands. use them!
    c) you dig after both of them. screw the sand!
    d) you're too stupid to yank them both up, so you get your friend to help you.
    e) They are too ponty. best leave them be.
     

    gigapoodle

    I'm Ron Burgundy?
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    C!

    Your Pokemon are hungry for some food. You:

    A) Find some Pokefood in the depths of your backpack and feed them.
    B) My Neopets don't need to eat anything!!!!! Why should you?
    C) Go find your own food. *eats Snickers*
    D) You know, that Staraptor over there looks mighty delicious....
     

    Elite Overlord LeSabre™

    On that 'Non stop road'
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    D. Pokemon invariably eat other Pokemon to survive.

    Your dad recently accepted a position at the Petalburg Gym and you are moving to Littleroot Town. Your parents want to fit you in the back of the moving truck because they recently bought a 2-seater roadster to celebrate their newfound success. Do you...

    A) Go along with the plan
    B) Demand a car of your own
    C) Threaten to report them to Child Protective Services for child endangerment
    D) Die along the way when a 42" flat screen TV falls on top of you in the back of the truck
    E) Make THEM ride in the back of the truck
     

    Sonikku

    Super Speedie Sweetie
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    A. that sounds kinda fun

    You, a detective have just been asked to figuere out who has been sending Ash death threats you....


    A. Say I want a real case then walk out

    B. Kill Ash yourself

    C try and solve the case to the best of your abilitys

    D. Run Gary in case solved
     
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    I choose B, to kill Satoshi myself. He gets on my nerves anyway.

    You see a Rayquaza, you
    A) turn tail and get the hell outta there
    b) get out a Pokémon and battle with it
    c) watch it fly threw the clouds
    d) eat a cookie​
     

    Kitsune Genetica

    Tea and crumpets!
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    D) Eat a cookie. Cookies are gooood.

    You see a shiny Bidoof. You:
    a) get out a Ball and catch it.
    b) send out a Pokemon to maim it to death.
    c) Laugh at its stupid fat face.
    d) Run away from the fierce, evil animal who wants to eat you.
     

    Sonikku

    Super Speedie Sweetie
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    C.

    You did take the case too late and someone coff*Paul*coff killed him you..........

    A. Weep over his dead corpse

    B. Are enranged and will avenge him

    C. Are enraged and will send his murduror to the slammer

    D. Are upset for you wanted to kill him yourself

    E. He's dead you're alive let's dance
     

    Elite Overlord LeSabre™

    On that 'Non stop road'
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    E. Ash is a tool. I really don't care who kills the moron as long as someone does :P

    Pokemon Centers now charge $85 a stay per night. Do you:

    A. Use the local Quality Inn instead: Same rate, nicer rooms.
    B. Grin and bear it, and just give them the $85.
    C. File a class action lawsuit against them.
    D. Camp out in the woods.
    E. Do D, but then return and egg and TP the Center the next day.
     

    Sonikku

    Super Speedie Sweetie
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    E. childidh but more fun than D.


    Gary's missing what happened

    A.The fool is in a remote part of the world and never bothered to tell anyone

    B. Team ______'s got him

    C. Ash got him

    D. He's in his room dressed as a fairy prinsses for a month as part of a bet

    E. He's in his room dressed as a fairy prinsses for fun
     
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    E.

    you have dialga,palkia,giratina,and arceus, but then, rayquaza,groudon,kyogre, take dialga,giratina, and arceus, what would you do?

    A. use spacial rift on all of them!
    B. say "Hello my name is fred fred burger and i can spell my name really good, F.r.e.d F.r.e.d. B.u.r.g.e.r fred fred burger yes! I can also fit 3 fingers in my belly button!"
    C. Crap your pants and send out your palkia and regigigas.
    D. eat a pie.
     

    gigapoodle

    I'm Ron Burgundy?
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    C. She kept calling him while he was in Sinnoh and he was tired of it.

    You find a random Pokeball on the ground. When you pick it up, it turns out to be a Voltorb! You:

    A) That was clever. *gets shocked to death*
    B) Throw the bloody thing in water. It should die for doing that.
    C) Aw, shucks! Not again!
    D) MACARGO! KILL!
     

    Sonikku

    Super Speedie Sweetie
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    C.

    A pikachu and a skitty are fighting over a Choclote doughnut you...........

    A.Let them figure it out on their own(yeah riiiiiiiiiiiiiight)

    B. Brake it in half

    C. Make skitty let pikachu have it

    D. Make pikachu let skitty have it

    E. Shoot them both then eat the doughnut
     
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