What Would You Do? (Pokemon style)

[Lucariotoes]

D. I am also a boring goody-goody-two-shoes.

If you could have any glitch Pokemon, which one would it be?
A) Missingno or 'M from 1st Gen
B) ????? from 2nd Gen
C) ?????????? from 3rd Gen
D) Invisible Shiny Bulbasaur from 4th Gen

 

[Madam Cheezy]

A) I'm nostalgic for infinite items. :)

I guess I didnt read the first post well enough. Ah, well....

Darkrai and Arceus! Go!

A) 0.0;
B) I teh haxors, i cath yew.
C) Do the Charleston
D) HAH! Fear the almighty MAGNET ON THE CARTRIDGE!

 

[The Bringer!]

A.
*whimper*

As you're making your way out of Pallet Town for the first time, this creepy old guy comes out of no where and drags you into his laboratory saying he's "protecting" you!

A. "Noooooooooooooooo!" *trying to claw your way out of the doorway*
B. My pogeymanz. I want it. Gimme. :3
C. Pallet Town? Ha, I live in the real world, losers! >=)
D. ...but he promised me candy ;____;
E. I slay the dragon with my +1 Blade of Fortitude! >:B
F. Why are there so many choices...? >.>
G. Protecting me from what? IS THERE A MONSTER OUTSIDE!?!?!? AAAAAAAA! *nervous breakdown*
H. I would never let a punk ol' coot drag me away. That mo fo gots my fists to contend with!
I. "Okay muscle-y old man, take me with you... :3 " Me: O.O

 

[Madam Cheezy]

D)....He said it was a box of strawberry Pocky.... ;_;

Your mom calls. She's having an affair with the Professor!

A) OMFG? WTF? SRSLY?!
B) Eh, I kind of figured once I found a pair of his undies 'accidently' being laundered with your underthings.....
C) Oh....well, then, why was he calling you 'mommy' the other night?
D) SPOINK! *dies*
E) How 'bout upping my allowance? That'll keep my mouth shut. Or maybe a Corvette.

 

[yaya0]

C

You find a shiny Spiritomb with Wonder Guard in the wild.

A) Master Ball
B) Accuse Lance of releasing it
C) Run away
D) Delete your save file

 

[MarstheCar]

A) I like these conditions.

You are walking in a dark forest, when a Gengar appears!
A)Scream and run.
B)Catch it!
C)Defeat it!
D)Scold it for a long time. (How dare it scare you!)

 

[BakingBluePotatoe]

D) Nobody scares me and gets away with it! >=O

You're casually walking about in a flower field, when a BLUE SHAYMIN APPEARS IN A GREEN FLASH:

A) "SHAYMIN AREN'T BLUE!" *runs*
B) Catch It
C) Kill It
D) Send it to China
F) Catch it to "love and keep and call 'SAWNIKKU'"

 

[Colbex]

D) Them Chinese folks got it all. o.o

You're fall asleep only to be awoken by a nightmare given to you by the drowzee standing on your bed, above you, his butt in your face. Do you:

A) Get frisky and whoop the drowzee with a belt until it faints.
B) Call the Drowzee an ugly creeper, then proceed to call the cops.
C) Capture the Drowzee, then "B".
D) Kill the drowzee, cut it to pieces, then have it shipped to Miley Cyrus. ;D

 

[NeoZX]

A) Get frisky and whoop the drowzee with a belt until it faints.

At a Market near a route filled with trainers, you ask for 10 Full Restores. The 1st time you ask the clerk gave you 10 Moomoo Milks, you return it. The second time you ask the clerk gave you 10 Escape Ropes, then you return it again. Your pokemon are dying and you only have 1 pokemon which HP is only 1. There are trainers waiting to battle you on all directions (meaning, you're trapped by unbattled trainers), and other than a Pokeball (and clothes), you've got nothing left to use. All around you are wild grasses with powerful and rare Pokemon. The third time you ask, the clerk gave you 10 Master Balls at the same price as the 10 Full Restores. You have enough money to buy it. What will you do?

A. Gladly accept it, and catch another pokemon from the wild grass.
B. Ask for a Full Restore again.
C. Facepalm.
D. Run through the trainers and the wild grass, expecting that you'll not going to battle anyone, and get attacked by a wild pokemon.

 

[enzo51]

C. Facepalm, the clerk is dumb haha

You fish at a nearby sea route when all of a sudden, your rod gets a catch, you hook it up and out comes an ordinary Magikarp. You only have 1 Pokemon on your party, Magikarp. You would???

A. RUN AWAY!!! THE END IS UPON US!!!!!
B. Fight! EPIC SPLASH BATTLE
C. Catch and get a whole party of 'em AND SETTLE FOR WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!11111ONE1111
D. Throw a pie at it
E. Have a Splash contest with it, and no not your Magikarp against it.

 

[torchicexplorer]

b anyday
you wake up on a beach
a) no im a pokemon!
b)um what?

 

[NeoZX]

b. Um what?
Tommorow you are going to battle Team Rocket, Team Magma, Team Aqua, and Team Galactic ALL IN ONE TIME, ALONE. You prepared 6 of your strongest pokemon from all of the regions. The estimated amount of people in their fused base are 200, plus 12 leaders. What will you do?
a. KAMIKAZE STRIKE!!!! ALL POKEMON GOOOOO!!11
b. Take all friends you can to assist you in the war.
c. Freak out and run.
d. Battle them all at once.

 

[MrGhost]

e. Poop me pants. Then proceed with d, but running in a more waddling fashion (because of the soiled pants)

You have just defeated the league pokemon league, and right after leaving, a small youngster challenges you to a battle. There is a camera crew near, and they're filming, so instead of pushing the kid out of your way and going home, you fight the kid for publicity. However, due to his weak pokemon knowing endeavor, you miraculously lose. Your crushing embarassing defeat is caught on camera. But, it isn't live. What do you do?

a. Threaten the cameraman and force him to delete the footage

b. Grab the camera and throw it off the waterfall

c. Grab the youngster and throw him off the waterfall

d. Run home to your mother and cry

 

[The Magus]

throw the cameramans camera at him and then smash them all out of the way, breaking the tape.