When items go wrong - Pokémon edition

[BrandoSheriff]

i got one (hope it hasn't been done...)

Blue teaches HM02(fly) to his Spearow.
He wants to Fly to from Cinnabar Island to Saffron City.
Blue sends out Spearow to use Fly and grabs on.
Blue is too heavy, so they both fall in the sea.

 

[obLonG]

Red gives his Slowpoke a lucky egg
Slowpoke eats it.
Slowpoke learns Flamethrower
Slowpoke uses flamethrower but vomits fire instead.
Red dies.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Red catches all 151 pokemon

Red dances

Gold and silver are released

Red catches all 251 pokemon

red dances

ruby and sapphire are released

Red catches all 386 pokemon

Diamond and pearl are released

Red cries.

 

[Chris The Nerd]

Gold gives Shiny Gyarados a master ball to hold

Deposits into PC

Gold Changes boxes

SAVING DO NOT TURN OFF THE POW*Click*

Gold turns gameboy back on, and Gyarados is now gone for eternity. (along with his only master ball)

Gold shoots himself

 

[King_Lucario]

Okay. Let me try.

Lucas catches Deoxys.
Lucas travels to Veilstone City to try to change Deoxys' form.
Lucas gets greedy and moves all four meteorites together.
Lucas sends out Deoxys to change form.
Deoxys gets confused.
Deoxys attacks Lucas.
Lucas is now M.I.A. (Missing In Action)


Along with Deoxys.

 

[Sublime]

i guess i'll give it a try

Red wanted to evolve Evee
Red gave Evee every evolution stone at the same time
What? Evee is evolving!
Evee blows up.

 

[s p a c e c o w b o y]

red works 2 months to get masterball
red finds giratina and uses masterball
giratiana moves
masterball falls into a black abyss
giratiana kills red

i guess i'll give it a try

Red wanted to evolve Evee
Red gave Evee every evolution stone at the same time
What? Evee is evolving!
Evee blows up.

hi, its eevee by the way ;)

 

[Detox]

Gold gives Salamence the Beserk Gene....lets just say a couple of towns got obliterated..........

 

[Drawicia]

Dawn puts a muscle band on a female Gardevoir. all of a sudden, gardevoir evolves into Gallade! you say "impossible" and then gardevoir and Dawn turn into boys!


that sucked...... at least i tried

 

[Conman]

Conman makes Charmeleon hold an Everstone.
Charmeleon stares at the Everstone...
.....

Conman has just been hit in the head with an Everstone!

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Listening to: Gym Class Heroes - DRNK TXT Rmeo
via FoxyTunes​

 

[UekiFan4]

Brendan's newly caught Roselia got burned in a battle in Mt. Chimney. He remembered that he bought a Lava Cookie, so he started looking for it in his backpack. He took out a container full of 'em and tossed everything 2 Roselia but they were actually Chocolate Chip Cookies. In the end, Roselia got burnt 2 a crisp.

 

[Graceful]

Ash buys hot dogs for him and pikachu.
Instead of the hot dog pikachu gulps down super potion,Ash's underwear,A poke ball and a romance letter from Misty out of his bag. A min later Pikachu evolves back into a egg.
Ash crys. Pikachu turns pink and comes out of egg. Ash crys more!

 

[Skystrike]

Anthony uses a ar to create a chickorita.
except that hes in Pokemon red so it creates a Vensaur that uses Frezy plant over kanto.
Anthony is sued
and well bye bye kanto.

 

[~Assassin~]

Gold cheating to get razor claw
Gave it 2 weavile
weavile kills Gold
Gold Died!
Weavile runs away

 

[fenyx4]

Trainer heads to PC with Deoxys in front of party, Porygon-Z in second slot. Trainer wishes to try out Dubious Disc that he/she got from a Spiritomb that was holding it. The Spiritomb was traded over GTS. Trainer inserts Dubious Disc into PC to download program. Instantly, Deoxys and Porygon-Z inexplicably evolve into Missingno. & Decamark respectively, and Bad Eggs replace the rest of Trainer's Pokemon.
Bad Eggs w/Pokerus replace all of Trainer's Pokemon in PC. Missingno., Decamark, and the Bad Eggs replicate themselves to cause damage in cyberspace and the real world. Suddenly, Trainer is slowly eaten by 'M, who popped out of nowhere.

Bill, Celio, Bridgette, Lanette, and Bebe mourn over the destruction and loss of their precious life-long work (the Storage Systems), as well as reports that the Hall of Fame has been mysteriously infiltrated/hacked by Team Rocket, Spiritomb's ugliness is terribly ravaging the world, and the gravest news of all:
that the Pokemon franchise has been irreversibly corrupted due to Digimon :surprised: emerging from the virus frenzy.

Digimon & Pokemon are still awesome!

 

[Skystrike]

Heres anther one for ya:
Lucas beats pokemon league and goes to the computer.
He was going to johto and he did.
He trades with youngester dan , who gives him a ratatta that knows hyper fang.
To make a long story short,NEVER give quick claw and tell ratatta to use hyper fang because next thing you know,ratattta uses hyper fang and bites a whole bunch of Miltanks.Lucas is sued and sent back to Sinnoh.Lucas cries and releases the ratatta

 

[cyan.]

Rival goes to Pokemart and buys Pokeball.

Rival tries to catch another Grotle to marry his current Grotle.

Rival finds one.

Rival tries to catch it.

Rival uses pokeball.

Rival forgot it was a trainer battle.

Rival is now currently in the hospital.

 

[DragonCow]

Ash wants to make Scramble eggs.
He had no more gas left to start a fire.
He used charcoal.
He now killed a torchik.

 

[RaikaCastillo]

Dawn catches Venusaur in pal park

Dawn takes Venusaur to Move Tutor and has it relearn Vine Whip

Venusaur strangles Dawn

 

[Leitz09]

Red forgot that his leftovers were 10 days old.... used it on battle with his snorlax... snorlax became poisoned then died.... according to poke-autopy, the reason of death was food poisoning....