Which Pokémon would you trust to cut your hair?

[Aquacorde]

Which Pok?mon would you trust to cut your hair?

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[Mawa]

Jynx looks like she know what she's doing.

Or maybe Scyther, if I want something edgy.

 

[Aquacorde]

is it bad that the first pokemon to come to mind is scyther/scizor?

okay but would you TRUST them

 

[Hikamaru]

I'd probably say Scizor, since its pincers do pretty much function like scissors.

 

[Aquacorde]

I'd probably say Scizor, since its pincers do pretty much function like scissors.

BUT WOULD YOU TRUST IT

 

[Aquacorde]

ok anna who would you trust??

oh boy um leavanny maybe? it's known for its precision in sewing and that may translate

 

[Mawa]

Jynx has a nice haircut. I wonder if she gives it herself or not.

Meloetta has nice hair too.

 

[Mobile Tsk]

Well Alolan Dugtrio has the best hair. So which ever Pokemon cuts Alolan Dugtrio's hair. For some reason I'm really thinking it's gotta be Kecleon.

 

[Aquacorde]

well that's a conclusion. also isn't alolan dugtrio's hair made of steel or smthn? that kecleon has got SKILL then

 

[Mobile Tsk]

well that's a conclusion. also isn't alolan dugtrio's hair made of steel or smthn? that kecleon has got SKILL then

I thought it was just steel type cause they're like a metal band

 

[Aquacorde]

I thought it was just steel type cause they're like a metal band

"This hair is made out of thin strands of steel and it grows slowly and continuously throughout the Dugtrio's life."

i bet kecleon has to like saw through each individual strand wow it must be patient

 

[Mobile Tsk]

"This hair is made out of thin strands of steel and it grows slowly and continuously throughout the Dugtrio's life."

i bet kecleon has to like saw through each individual strand wow it must be patient

Yeah but Kecleon can turn into a fighting type and easily shape the hair.

 

[Mawa]

I'd make a team of eeveelutions to give me the most perfect hair you could ever imagine.

First, Flareon would singe my hair to an appropriate length.

Vaporeon would then put the fire out.

Sylveon would heal the burnt, damaged hair with heal bell and restore it to its former beauty (I bet this would also take care of dandruff or bumpy scalp or whatever other nasty stuff you have in there.)

I'd keep Leafeon around to grow back my hair if it ended up being too short. Would that work? I think it would work.

For volume, Jolteon could shock me for the desired effect, but that would probably be painful (anything for fashion tho amirite)

If Jolteon doesn't work out, I could make use of a combination of Espeon and Glaceon for volume. Espeon can magically lift my hair up using it's psychic abilities, but it wouldn't be able to hold it there all day, would it? So once my hair is all beautiful and voluminous, Glaceon freezes it in place. Genius, right? Hopefully it isn't a hot day.

Lastly, I bet that poisonous sweat that Umbreon excretes would be a great hair fragrance mixed with a bit of lemon juice or whatever.

What do you think? Is it not an ingenious plan?

It's 1 AM give me a break

I love your answers, they are always so .... fancy.

 

[Flowerchild]

I'd love to get a haircut from an aegislash.

 

[Hands]

I'd say "Kingler, give me something sharp!" and I think Kingler would pull it off pretty well actually

 

[LadyLucina]

In all honesty, I'd trust either Leavanny or Meloetta to cut/style my hair.

 

[Aquacorde]

i'm not sure you can trust a pokemon that has good hair to give you a good haircut? bc like... i dont think they do their own hair.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

I think Gallade probably could tho, in tune with its trainer and arm-blades? Safer than a lot of others.

 

[Zeffy]

Definitely Hariyama. Just outright fuck me up, fam

 

[blue]

bisharp or kartana just so long as they don't slice my neck open in the process.