which pokemon would you like to be killed by

[blueray]

I would die heroically. I would be distracting a Metagross so some people could get away. I would stand in front of it. Arms out saying "Come on then" and then be blasted by a hyper beam.

 

[dragoniteuser]

This is SICK thread but i'll indulge you.
I guess one gyarados's hyper beam would do it... quick, bright, and with style!

 

[WH]

I would love to be eaten by an Entei, must be hot!

 

[Blaziquaza]

Rayquaza's Thunder. It'd be awesome, and who knows? You might get electric powers instead, XD.

 

[pikachux2]

i dont want to die!!! but if i was emo id like to die the least painful way so id like lapras to use perish song!!

 

[dragon0fangz]

hmmm....
I'd selfdestruct. Not Explosion because Selfdestruct is better.

Or i would slowly be licked to death by Haunter. or maybe an Igglybuff poking me repeatedly until i die.

Maybe being crushed by a Wailord. or having my neck broken by a budew.

Actually, ill have to settle for a subdural hematoma caused by a pineco falling on my head, slowly developing in an aneurysm which i will then burst whilst shouting at my disobedient delibird to just listen to me DAMMIT. Just like may.

 

[PokeLawry]

oohhh. Tickled to death, by squirtle's bubbles! AMAZING.

 

[mal'akh]

I'd like a Drowzee to go a little TOO far with it's Dream Eater and eat my soul instead.

 

[Serene Grace]

When I first saw this thread, I thought it was a bit of a joke. A way to get members' creativity up. But now it's just.. weird. I mean, seriously, some answers to this thread are slightly disturbing. So, to be safe, I'll lock this thread.