Why Did you Break The Vase?

[kacqn]

I erased the songs and it was useless.
why did you destoryed my Nintendo 64?

 

[Jordan]

I work for Nintendo...they want you to update to Nintendo Wii.

Why'd you break my water bottle?

 

[DestinyBender]

Because it had water in it xD

Why did you break my dog?

 

[kacqn]

It was attacking me.
Why did you break my computer?

 

[DestinyBender]

It said 'Error, DestinyBender is a jerk'.

Why did you break my Austar set-top box?

 

[kacqn]

It exploded.
Why did you break in my house?

 

[DestinyBender]

It was ugly.

Why did you break my supercalafragilisticexpialadocious?

 

[Jordan]

'cause it's a shame to musical integrity.

Why did you break my DNA sequence?

 

[iwuzhere9]

It wouldn't stop laughing at me
Why did you break my friend's shoulder?

 

[kacqn]

Because it bugs me.
Why did you break my copy of Pokemon HeartGold?

 

[DestinyBender]

It looked too scary so I broke it and sold it to a hobo.

Why did you break the shower?

 

[kacqn]

Because it was so thin.
Why did you break my bussness selling Hobo?

 

[DestinyBender]

It smelled like butt.

Why did you break the thread that is becoming ever-so popular?

 

[kacqn]

Because it came to popular.
Why did you break the giant lamp that's 10000000000 ft. tall?

 

[iwuzhere9]

I wanted to see people be crushed by falling remnants of it >:D
Why did you break my appetite?

 

[kacqn]

Because you will grow too big.
Why did you break my helicopter?

 

[DestinyBender]

Because you stole my Doritoes.

Why did you break my brand new fridge?

 

[iwuzhere9]

because it was too cold
why did you break (out in) a horrible rash?

 

[kacqn]

You broke my lamp.
Why did you break my Giant 10000000000000 ft. tall ruberband ball?

 

[DestinyBender]

Because I poked it with a stick.

Why did you break the tombstone?