Why Did you Break The Vase?

[DestinyBender]

The principal told me to.

Why did you break Micheal Jackson's nose?

 

[Nudge]

Because I tried to straighten it
Why did you break your arm?

 

[WisherWisherWish]

Cuz it was already twisted.

Why did you break my heart?

 

[Nudge]

Because you were too clingy
Why did you break my heart?

 

[WisherWisherWish]

Because you weren't clingy enough.

Why did you break the brakes?

 

[Nudge]

Because I wanted the car to plough into the ocean
Why did you break atmosphere?

 

[WisherWisherWish]

Because I wanted rayquaza to diez.

Why did you break the Poke Ball?

 

[Nudge]

Because it couldn't catch anything good
Why did you break Thriller?

 

[DestinyBender]

A Muk had touched it.

Why did you break Professor Oak?

 

[WisherWisherWish]

Because it wasn't thrilling enough.

Why did you break the rules?

 

[Nudge]

because meowth said to
why did you break the football?

 

[WisherWisherWish]

Cuz foot and ball don't go together

Why do you break my trust?

 

[Nudge]

Because i never had it to begin with
Why did you break me?

 

[WisherWisherWish]

because you won't stop posting replies to my replies?

Why did you break my spirit?

(P.S How much longer are we gonna do this for? XD)

 

[Nudge]

because mine was already broken and thought it would be fair
Why did you break the election?
Lol I'll stop whenever you want I'm just bored and it's something to do lolz

 

[WisherWisherWish]

Because I want to be president! XD

Why did you break the vase?

It's ok, I'm good for another 10 minutes.

 

[Nudge]

because it had some lame patterns on it
why did you break this thread?

 

[WisherWisherWish]

because, I am the one who really broke the vase. I just wanted to examine it XD

wy did you break the sixth wall?

 

[Nudge]

Haha, because breaking the 5th just wasn't enough
Why did you break my friends?

 

[WisherWisherWish]

Because Your friends were in my way?

Why did you break my tv?

(I have to go to bed? had a lot of fun :D)