Windows Vista in Seven Different Verison and More!

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https://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,1858101,00.asp
It's rumored that Microsoft will be releasing seven, that's right, seven different verisons of Windows Vista. In the article, Dvorak of PC Magazine shares his opinion on what other versions of Vista should be released. My favorites are Windows Vista: Porn Edition, Windows Vista: Desperate Housewives Edition, and Windows Vista OS-XP Special Edition. What other editions do you think Microsoft should add? I think they should add, Windows Vista: Blue Screen of Death Edition. Shouldn't be too hard for them to make.

 

[Geometric-sama]

Aren't they changing it to a Red Screen of Death or something like that?

 

[Batesymon]

Aren't they changing it to a Red Screen of Death or something like that?

Oh dear. Red will hurt my eyes. :p

Why don't they just put ME, NT and CE together. WINDOWS CEMENT! :p Not as hard as cement to be hacker proof but in intelligence, it's thick. :p

Why 7 versions?

 

[Geometric-sama]

Actually, I have to say that's a good idea :P Anyone wanna develop a trailer for it?