Would you like your Luke rare or well done?

[luke]

Almost got roasted today. There are a few friends from PC I have no way of communicating with anymore so I figured I'd share.

I'm okay obviously. I had been making fun of my car for years so this was his last attempt to kill me. But I outsmarted the bastard.

 

[Belldandy]

Wtf happened o____0

 

[luke]

Wtf happened o____0

The sun was out and I forgot to apply sunscreen.

 

[Guest]

Oh my god Luke!! I'm so relieved you're okay. Things could have been much different.

How the poop did that even happen, though?

 

[Zet]

Good to hear you're okay. How did your car become a bomb? D:

 

[Fairy]

I'm so glad you're alright. :c

 

[Treecko]

OH LAWD O__O That's horrifying Luke. I'm so glad you're okay man, we can only have one of you man.

 

[luke]

I'll copy and paste what my dad said on FB: Apparently the car started misfiring squirting unburned gas into the exhaust system causing it to get red hot and melted through the floor and caught fire. Luke said fire burst up behind him in the back seat, he was able to drive down the road to where he co old pull safely off the road and jump out

 

[antemortem]

Jesus christ. Well, I'm glad you're okay.

Your car obviously didn't believe in just heated seats.

 

[droomph]

Exploding Car Syndrome

 

[Her]

i'm laughing so hard jesus christ luke

 

[Sydian]

I'm just glad you're okay Luke! -wraps you in my cottony wings-

 

[Livewire]

What in the actual ****

 

[bobandbill]

Those are some hot wheels there.

Could have been easily worse - quite some escape there. ._.

 

[Belldandy]

Reminds me of when my dad had started his old vehicle and the engine exploded. The firetruck had to come and everything, but it was nowhere near as bad as what happened here.

Glad to see you're OK.

 

[Guest]

I've heard of "Burn baby burn" but this is a little too literal. Glad to hear you're okay though.

 

[Overlord Drakow]

I would Like the OP post so hard if I could, this is brilliant!

I better be careful though, cause I make fun of my car too. I call it the crapmobile or the ****box lol.