Would you Rather?

[darkpokeball]

Get entertained by Mr. Mime....both options are awesome though.

Would you rather...
Be slaughtered by a Bisharp, as you choke upon your own organs or would you rather go to a pretty carnival, run by the Pokemon Gym Leaders to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the legend of Victini?

 

[Adam Levine]

2nd option, don't know what slaughter means.
WYR Celebrate Luvdisc Valentines or Delibird Christmas?

 

[Iqid Loopz]

1st one

By a Mr Mime armed with a machine gun who only tell riddles as a way to talk. Would You Rather be riddled with bullets. OR confused to death by riddles

 

[Adam Levine]

2nd option.
WYR be a Magikarp that only learns Splash or be a Plush Doll?

 

[Iqid Loopz]

1st one

WYR deep throat a light-saber OR Receive pleasure by a Weepinbell

 

[Flame-Typhlosion]

Deep throat. Please.

Would you rather be stuck in the dream world forever, or reliving the pain of dream eater over and over again? (Basically forever.) Hopefully thread will come back~?

 

[MelchiorFlyer]

Dream World. Hello! Find out who is creepy and not!

WYR become a rare pokemon and be hunted down for the rest of your life with no way to hide. Or be a magikarp and never evolve?

 

[Flame-Typhlosion]

Magikarp. I can be level 100 :D

WYR shake hands with a cacturne or enjoy a bath with pikachu?

 

[MelchiorFlyer]

Pikachu. If he was my friend he wouldn't shcok me.

WYR EAT a cacture or BATHE a pikachu. (an angry mean one.)

 

[Meowing Mewtwo]

Eat a Cacturn. I would die a bloody death like in a horror movie, and that makes me content.

Would you rather go up against the legendary lv.100 Mewtwo (which is very vicious and would likely eat you) or have to listen to a Snorlax give a lecture (so boring you would explode, like, in a gory way)?

 

[BR8N03epsilon]

Mewtwo. I'll use Level 100 Bug and Dark types.

WYR have to ride a Slugma everywhere (without getting burned) or ride a Caterpie everywhere (you won't squish it)?

 

[Serperion]

SLUGMA!

Would you rather have the world explode (assuming in the afterlife) and everyone die or make pokemon never have existed or ever exist? (ooh tough decision)

 

[Adam Levine]

I choose A, I looooooooooooove Pokemon.
Would you rather faint of an Aura Explosion or Chubby Impact-o?

 

[Lucariotoes]

Aura Explosion, as it sounds like a cooler way to get KO'd.

Would you rather try a Rage Candy Bar or an Old Gateau for a snack?

 

[Honeyman]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE

Would you rather fight Lance with a Magikarp, or a Feebas?

 

[Seth Rollins]

2nd option, duh. Train Feebas until he evolves to Milotic, and catch some Pokemons and fight Lance.

Would you rather being Flamethrowed by a Charizard or by a Infernape?

 

[Patrick]

Can't really win either way, but Ash survived a few flamethrowers from his Charizard, so I'd choose the first option.

I'm not gonna throw you guys something cruel and unusual, so here's a nice one for ya.

Let's say you lived in a place where your only utility was heat. Assuming the Pokemon have no aversion, would you rather have an electric type Pokemon provide you with free electricity, or a water type Pokemon provide you with free water?

Any Pokemon, any size, doesn't matter.

 

[Serperion]

Water by a long shot and specifically Ludicolo and its evolutions

Would you rather be stranded in the mountains or stranded in a canyon without any chance of escape

 

[Patrick]

I dunno what this has to do with Pokemon, but I'll go with mountains. Gotta come down eventually. Might as well move downward than upward, assuming that when you say canyon, you mean stuck in a gorge.

Ah, here's one based on a 4 panel Pokemon comic. Would you rather:

Kiss a Jynx. On the lips, at that, or...
Kiss a Voltorb, which then immediately explodes with you receiving full impact?

 

[Balkoni]

Kiss a Voltorb.... NO LOVE FOR UGLY JYNX.

Would you rather wake up with a Jynx by your side OR with a Machoke by your side?