1st one, Atleast I know what killed me
I already said this, but its disturbing.
Would you rather be immortal and have Wailord eat you, swallow you, go through its stomach and digested system then be pooped out, and it takes you 3 days to get out. OR Live the life as a human with a colony of Trubbish and Garbodor, and you never fix your personal hygiene.