I like this actually, but wouldn't that sort of make the Lucky Egg kind of irrelevant? Unless the EXP boosts given from these items were lesser than it, so it functions primarily as an evolution item and then the experience boosts as a secondary thing would be cool.
Makes the Lucky egg as irrelevant as the Gemstones did for the Hold items, or how the Plates made other hold items irrelevant. All are still used as they are. You'd have think things like Expert Belt and Life Orb would have made other Hold items irrelevant too, but they didn't. If anything, its one more thing they can give us through the story that makes leveling easier that we also don't have to go and grind for. Also gives more options if Chansey is again not available in the wild.
Why have Lucky Egg as a Rare Drop on a Pokemon that hardly ever appears in the wild?
Um? Not going to lie, I find that slightly rude on your part. .____.
Sure, nothing exactly needs to evolve, I'll give you that. I'm basing my own opinions off of whether they're "needed" from a competitive standpoint. That's all there is to it. I feel that you're unnecessarily putting words in people's mouths. Please don't do that.
It is as it is. Its unnecessary to repeat "they aren't needed" when its supposed to be your opinion. Its nice you don't like them, but that's all you and you simply do not want them. Not that they aren't needed. You also never once mentioned anything for competitiveness cause if that were the case then everything should get an evolution as it opens up more competitive uses for other Pokemon. As Cryognal and Audino would then be Little Cup Material and affected by Eviolite.
No evolution is ever needed. We don't get any say whether they will evolve or not either so our views on what's needed and what isn't needed doesn't matter. They'll evolve anything they want. If they want to evolve a Pokemon with 595 BST, they will. Whether its needed or not is up to the creators not us and it would still effect the competitive field so in a way it would be justified as "needed" by the creators since they'd evolve it just to effect the competitive field in the first place.
So I am putting no more words into your mouth than you are openly posting for everyone to see.
You do not want them. Its simply that. You also do not have to use them if you do not want to.
I thought there were suppose to be only three based on the "See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil" monkeys? Definitely sounds like a fake.
Even if the monkeys themselves have a specific base structure that doesn't mean that they cannot add to it. While I agree that a lot of thing, including this make the list fake, Gamefreak are the ones that decide what to do with the Pokemon. If they wanted a Dark/Psychic/Fighting version of the PanSimi Monkeys they'll make them....though they'd most likely choose something with a real Elemental Triangle since those are used to explain the type balance like the starter battles used to.