...first, I think that, if you use the "Report post" button, it's more likely that I notice your post faster. Second, I don't know in which way this is an exact copy to the Vending Machine Game. It's similar, but not an exact copy.
In fact, in my opinion, this thread is keeps even more similarities with the "Throw random things at random people!" one. But, and to finish with this, the level of similarities is not enough for me to close this thread yet. If, in the future this ends up turning into a real copy of said threads, I'll close it. But, for the moment, it isn't.