You Know You're Obsessed With Pokemon When:.

[Curt_09]

305. When you're writing a discourse paper over PokeCommunity for Comp 1...
306. You've been drawing fakemon for over ten years.
307. You identify your pets with pokemon, and name all subsequently captured pokemon of that breed and gender accordingly.
308. You always utter "pika..." right before you sneeze.
309. You download Pokemon songs.
310. You honestly wonder why there aren't any classes on Pokemon...
311. You consider making a class about Pokemon someday...
312. You wish you could work for Nintendo because your only area of expertise is Pokemon...
313. You have alarms set to remind you to pick your berries...
314. Or check your honey trees...
315. You kick yourself and mope around the rest of the day because you forgot your berries/honey tree.
316. You can add more than 10 new ones to this thread, all in one post.
317. You've named accounts elsewheres after Pokemon or something pokemon-related
318. You have Pikachu slippers
319. Your only DS games are Pokemon.
320. You've stuck with Nintendo all these years just for Pokemon.
321. You spent hundreds of hours playing Pokemon Stadium.
322. You can identify all 493 Pokemon, their evolutions, evolution methods, stats, movesets, etc...
323. You dominate all conversations in which Pokemon comes up.

 

[GlitchCity]

xD thats so me 13-25

epically with the pokemon vs digimon statement.

i will fight tooth and nail to prove that pokemon is better (even though i watched every season of digimon about 17 times)

 

[RUBY8]

324. You believe that the teachers r gym leaders and the principls are elite 4
325. when you look at an animal and your head is playing pokemon battle theme.
326. When u r eating steak you think that you r either eating a miltank or tauros
337. when u drink milk you believe its from miltank.
328. whwn u argue with a 5 year old saying that your pokemon r stronger than his.
329. When you daydream you r thinking about pokemon
330. When you still have a pokemon blanket *cough*
331. When you wont evolve your pikachu because ash still doesn't evolve his.

 

[txteclipse]

332. You've written a pokémon fanfiction.
333. You've written a 24 chapter pokémon fanfiction.
334. You've written a 24 chapter pokémon fanfiction that's only about 1/4 complete.
335. The number of hours you've spent playing each pokémon game is greater than your weight.
336. You actually know how to type "é."
337. You've bought an official, Nintendo-licensed pokémon figurine and repainted it because "it wasn't painted correctly."
338. You've spent more time thinking about a certain pokémon than its creator.
339. You often say "Spearow" and "Pidgey" when you mean "sparrow" and "pigeon."
340. You have personally replaced the save battery in your RBY and/or GSC game cart.

Guilty of all of the above.

 

[rockman0]

341. You are on Pokecommunity forums at 2:00 A.M.

*guilty*

342. You roleplay your adventures in the anime when u can't sleep.

*guilty again*

 

[Demigod]

324. You believe that the teachers r gym leaders and the principls are elite 4
325. when you look at an animal and your head is playing pokemon battle theme.
326. When u r eating steak you think that you r either eating a miltank or tauros
337. when u drink milk you believe its from miltank.
328. whwn u argue with a 5 year old saying that your pokemon r stronger than his.
329. When you daydream you r thinking about pokemon
330. When you still have a pokemon blanket *cough*
331. When you wont evolve your pikachu because ash still doesn't evolve his.

OMG you just made me realize i sleep with my pikachu blanket.

343. When you stair at Pokemon stuff.
344. When you tell your cat or dog to Tackle attack.
345. When try to teach tm's at your cat but he won't listen.
346. When you want to catch a random animal on the street.
347. When the first thing you think about in the morning is Pokemon.

 

[Korny]

348. When you see 493 in math class
349. When you heard your cousin visted Kanto
350. When you tried to protect a cherry because you thought it was Cherim

YAY!!! 350

 

[s_a_l_poke]

351. When you try to explain Pokémon to your friends.
352. ...Parents.
353. ...Grandparents.
354. You wondered why your pet chick didn't use Growl.
355. When you feel weaker when your cat growls at you.
356. When you eat a lot of protein because of this.
357. When you tried to break a rock by throwing a blade of grass at it.
358. When you think of a Pokémon trainer when someone says "Ash, "Misty", "May", or "Dawn".
359. When you refuse to eat coconut because you're afraid it's an Exeggutor.
360. When someone beats you up, you wonder why your friends don't get hurt.

 

[Taemin]

361. When you've successfully been a member of a Pokemon forum for over four years, all thanks to your fandom, not just sticking around for the heck of it. >_>
362. When you're 22-years-old, and still find yourself collecting Pikachu plushies.
363. Two of said Pikachu plushies practically live on your bed, even at night.
364. When you're at the store, find a box of Pokemon mac n' cheese.. and buy it. (for the lulz, but it still counts!)

Guilty of all those by the way, which is why I listed them. xD

 

[Blue Nocturne]

362. When you try and dive unaided while riding a jellyfish
363. When you honestly believe a sparrow/pigeon can carry you around the country
364. when you refer to your age as 'Level 13/14/ect.
365. When you can recognize this as being the number of Walrein

 

[Melody]

366. When you can't resist painting your face like a Pikachu
367. When you can't resist painting your feet like a Raichu
368. When you can't resist painting your face like a Mudkip
369. When you turn furry, and your fursona is part Pachirisu, part human.
(not guilty of the above but they're lulzy)

 

[gameguru]

370. You've mistakenly called your friend/relative (brock misty, etc.)
371. .... and they're used to it

 

[s_a_l_poke]

372. When you're running a marathon, and someone gives you the evil eye for passing them, you immediately start running slower.
373. After someone disses you, you refuse to come up with a witty comeback, instead you beat them up because they used Torment on you.
374. When a tiny pigeon and a giant tortoise are racing, you totally believe the tortoise will win.
375. You expect your pet mouse to grow up to be a beaver.
376. You start tossing bouncy balls into a carp pond because you thought you saw a yellow one.