Your Favourite Gaming Quotes

[NatureKeeper]

Warning: There will be a LOT from Ace Attorney.

*"We hope to see you again." - Nurse Joy, Pokémon RBYGSCRSEFRLGDPPtHGSSBW.

*"Edgeworth: Witness, about what time did you take the bath?
Sister Bikini: The time...? Oh! Youth these days. Next question will be, 'where did you take the bath'! You naughty handsome fellow!
*whip crack*
von Karma: Pathetic, Miles Edgeworth.
(Younger) Judge: The lowest of the low.
Edgeworth: Is there some sort of kick me sign glued to the defense's bench!?" -The Courtroom, Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations

"WTF? Who r j00 doodz? >.<" - Sal Manella, Ace Attorney.
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"Basil: This is a SuPer Admin Restricted Desktop Access.
Maya: SuPer... This is madness!
Phoenix: No, Maya. This is SPARDA." - Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations

"Burn, baby, burn!" - N, Pokémon White (only)

"Buy somethin' will ya!" - Salesman, Legend of Zelda

"Edgeworth: That's good. Youth nowadays don't know the difference between the particle and a participle.
Rhoda *bowing* : Please, Mr. Edgeworth. Do not confuse people with fake words like participle.
Edgeworth: ...Point in action." - Ace Attorney Investigations

"Judge: What exactly did you want her to testify about?
Edgeworth: Mmmph! Well, yes, um ...
...
Indeed! Verily, I say ... Ergo!" -Ace Attorney

That's it. I'll add more as I remember.

 

[Serene Grace]

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum

and I'm all out of bubble gum." - Duke Nuke'em

although not originally from Duke Nuke'em, points to whoever knows where the quote is originally from without cheating

 

[RedJ]

"This guy are sick." -Aeris Gainsborough, Final Fantasy VII

Best quote EVAR.

 

[Dying Light]

*"We hope to see you again." - Nurse Joy, Pokémon RBYGSCRSEFRLGDPPtHGSSBW.

"Buy somethin' will ya!" - Salesman, Legend of Zelda

I second these quotes.

For my own, a quote from Brave Fencer Musashi (love the game, but this part was hilarious):
WARNING: STORY SPOILER AHEAD!

Spoiler:

Lumina: ...DESTROY......THE......CREST...GUARDIAN...

Musashi: Huh? What's that? What's a CREST GUARDIAN!?

Lumina: ...HE......IS......PROTECTING...A...CREST...

(at this point, I'm like... "Gee, no derp Sherlock!")

Musashi: A crest!? Not too clear on this. But, anyways, I need to kill it right!? Hmmmm... Hey Lumina, maybe you know where it is?

 

[Cheshire Absol]

"When you are not on edge, you're taking up too much space."
-American McGee's "Alice," Cheshire Cat
This cat has some amazing quotes. :3

 

[8bitSilence]

"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless." Fawful Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"I FEEL ASLEEP" -Guard from Metal Gear
"You spoony bard!" -Tellah, FFIV
"I HAVE FURY!" -Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga
"It's-a me, Mario!" -Mario, various titles
"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted." -Assassin maxim, Assassin's Creed
"One who knows nothing can understand nothing." -Ansem, Kingdom Hearts
"You're lucky... Looks like my summer vacation is... over" -Roxas, Kingdom Hearts II

 

[Sydian]

Hey! Listen! It is dangerous to go alone. Take this.

Spoiler:

It's a secret to everyone! Master, your batteries are nearly depleted. GET SOME MORE TOILET PAPER!

Okay that last one wasn't from Zelda, just an LPer. u liek my mashup???

 

[droomph]

"Roooer. Roaaar! Roaaar." Amir, to the Demithor of Greede, White Knight Chronicles

It's not a memorable quote on its own, but it's just funny to look at that cutscene :P

 

[Pokemon Trainer Moiz]

Halo 2

Cortana: But what if you fail...?

Master Chief: I won't.


League of Legends:

Nasus: Life is part of a circle...Yours, is over.

Kayle: Come here, I'll teach you all about the after life.

Graves: I like my enemies two ways, dead, or about to be.

Xin Shao: Here's a tip... with a spear behind it!

Miss Fortune: How'd'ya like my guns? Shock & Awe!

 

[Chimcharguy]

Mass Effect 3 -
"I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is now my favourite spot on the citadel!"
"Had to be me someone else may have gotten it wrong"

 

[SupremeSeeker]

TES: Oblivion

Uriel Septim
"You I've seen you. Let me see your face, you were the one from my dreams. Then the stars were right, and this is the day. Gods give me strength!"

Adoring Fan
"By Azura by Azura by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you, standing here next to me!"
"Yes oh great and mighty Grand Champion? Is there something you need? Can I carry your weapon? Shine your boots? Backrub, perhaps? xD

TES: Skyrim

Guards
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?"
"I got to thinking, maybe I'm the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet."

Most of my favourite quotes are from Skyrim to be honest I just can't stop thinking how ridiculous they are xD

 

[Arsenic]

Mass Effect 3

"I don't need luck, I have ammo." - Grunt

 

[YesManKablam]

God Hand.

Gene: "Finally! A boss fight."

Also Gene: "You're not a human, are you?!" To a gorilla.

 

[Olli]

The Legend of Zelda
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!

Though honestly, my favourite quotes have to be from Glados, as I got quite a few laughs from her while playing through Portal 2. This one's quite a long quote, though still one I found pretty hilarious.

"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep."

 

[mistertendo]

I agree with you, Olli, Portal 2 has some of the best quotes in recent gaming, though my favourite from that game goes to good ol' Cave Johnson:

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

 

[ShaymieTheShaymin]

"Even though there's no 'I' in team,there's no 'everybody' either." Bill the duck,Animal Crossing.

 

[Pharetra]

Got a few nice quotes from Dragon Age Origins:
Leliana: I am a woman and I reserve the right to be inconsistent!

Oghren: Let's show them our hearts, and then show them theirs.

Morrigan: We now have a dog and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party.

 

[Mana1]

I think I'll go with.

FF9, Zidane: Ooooh soft.

;D

 

[Lt. Col. Fantastic]

TURTLE!!!! From Dissidia. (Did exdeath say that in 5? I never caught it)

Anything Laguna says in FF8

Anything kefka has ever said in any video game.

 

[Pyrax]

A lot of my favourite gaming quotes are actually from Persona 3's final boss:

Spoiler:

"The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yes, the arcana is the means by which all is revealed. Attaining one's dream requires a stern will and unfailing determination."
"The arcana is the means by which all is revealed... The silent voice within one's heart whispers the most profound wisdom."
"The arcana is the means by which all is revealed... Celebrate life's grandeur... its brilliance... its magnificence..."
"The arcana is the means by which all is revealed... Only courage in the face of doubt can lead one to the answer.
"The arcana is the means by which all is revealed... It is indeed a precious gift to understand the forces that guide oneself"
"The arcana is the means by which all is revealed... There is both joy and wonder in coming to understand another."
"The arcana is the means by which all is revealed... One of life's greatest blessings is the freedom to pursue one's goal."
"The arcana is the means by which all is revealed... To find one's true path, one must seek guidance amidst uncertainty."
"The arcana is the means by which all is revealed... It requires great courage to look at oneself honestly and forge one's own path."
"The arcana is the means by which all is revealed... Alongside time exists fate, the bearer of cruelty."
"The arcana is the means by which all is revealed... Only with strength can one endure suffering and torment."
"The arcana is the means by which all is revealed... In the face of disaster lies opportunity for renewal."
"The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yet, the arcana is the means by which all is revealed. Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are... Death awaits you."