I'd probably be an annoying little girl who always wanted to be Professor Badass Oak's assistant, so I'd spend my days in his laboratory doing what I thought was helpful but ultimately getting in his way and breaking stuff. At last, when I reach age 10, he hits on the brilliant idea of shoving a Bulbasaur in my hands and telling me to not come back until I've conquered every single League. As I'm someone who stops every couple of seconds for grinding so that I'm always 10 levels ahead of any gym leader, this would probably take me something like over nine thousand years, but I eventually do it and come back all "pffff I know more about Pokémon than you now nyah, I'm going to Pokéversity to get my own degree!" And we would all live happily ever after and I could be a real Professor Moriarty. :]
Team-
● Venusaur @ Earthquake, Leaf Storm, Sunny Day, Solar Beam
● Bastiodon @ Magnet Rise, Earth Power, Iron Head, Metal Sound
● Tauros @ Swagger, Giga Impact, Rest, Snore
● Blaziken @ Sky Uppercut, Fire Punch, Brave Bird, Toxic
● Milotic @ Aqua Ring, Hydro Pump, Recover, Ice Beam
● Electivire @ Brick Break, Fire Punch, Thunder, Psychic
I'd also have a Togekiss as my Flying slave, just to look elegant. >_>;