10. Kricketune
What the hell? Eww, some stupid dancing bug. At least Kricketot is cute but you're just plain ugly.
9. Pikachu
I love Raichu and Pichu, but this thing is just too overrated. I mean c'mon! Ash is too stupid to evolve it, and how the hell can a Pikachu beat all those legendaries? Anime makes it look like an Uber, but really, can they quit it?
8. Mudkipz
I hate how this thing has been turned into an internet meme. It's good, but c'mon, please stop with the "I liek mudkipz" crap please?
7. Treecko, and it's evolutions
I'm talking about pure appearances here, it's strong and decent, sure, but it's probably the only starter Pokemon that's never cute. EVER.
6. Zubat and Golbat
Freakin things are SOOOOOOOO annoying.
"Wild Zubat Appeared!"
"Go Slowpoke!"
"Can't Escape!"
"Wild Zubat used Mean Look!"
"Slowpoke uses Tackle!"
"Zubat avoids the attack"
"Zubat uses Supersonic"
"It hurts itself"
"Zubat poisons Slowpoke!"
"It hurts itself"
"Zubat uses Leech Life!"
"It hurts itself"
"It's hurt by the poison"
"Slowpoke faints!"
"Would you like to escape?"
"Yes"
"Can't escape!"
GRAAAAAAH
"Ampharos go!"
"Thunderbolt"
"Zubat faints"
This really happened to me.
5. Banette
Looks like some doll that just got drunk. It almost always looks like the thing's smoking to me? I dunno why.
4. Probopass
"Me levels up Nosepass"
"Nosepass is evolving"
"I can't wait to get a defensive tank!"
"Here it comes!"
"It evolved into Probopass!"
"...."
10 minutes later
"Which Pokemon would you like to rename? Probopass? Okay"
"So you'd like to name Probopass into Mariopass? Excellent!"
3. Purugly
Glameow looks great, elegant even. But when it evolves.... Ugly. Really ugly. Pureugly needs to go on a diet.
2. Geodude
A rock.
1. Jynx
Jynx, male Jynxes are like, H*mo , and females are H*mo since they breed with the males, so, it's basically an all in one H*mo.