VURACK'D BANNED! because the flying monkey within the secret unown universe doesn't like you.
FLYING MONKEY: I'm a Mankey, mind you, and the unown have increased my intelligence so that I may control my anger, speak, and fly.
DARKPOKEBALL: Flying sounds awesome! Where can I get some Unown to do the same for me!
FLYING MONKEY: Try the Ruins of Alph.
*One quick trip to the ruins of alph later*
DARKPOKEBALL: Oh boy! I can't wait to fly!
*steps inside the ruins, unowns swarm him.*
DARKPOKEBALL: NO wait! Stop--OW! I'm trying to befreind--OW! *starts to be transformed by the unown's power*...
Ten Minutes Later...
DARKPOKEBALL: *waking up* I'm a...Meowth?!
*CHAINSAW MEOWTH steps out of the shadows*
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: My Mankey and Unown did a very good job. Now, you are a Meowth like me. Together, we may use our Meowth power to rule the world!