You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

[YungKnowledge]

Banned because your Bagon ate my sandwhich

 

[diab_low]

Banned cos I lost with a Victiny

 

[YungKnowledge]

Banned because a Salamence sat on me.

 

[diab_low]

Banned cos Jumpluff is so cute

 

[Hikamaru]

Banned because if I take the 9 off the number this post is, you get a 501 aka an Oshawott!

 

[diab_low]

Banned cos Tepig Is way cooler

 

[Hikamaru]

Banned because you made this Oshawott mad:

 

[WingedDragon]

Banned because he is a poke spammer that tries to sell Oshawatt haircuts

 

[Hikamaru]

Banned because I have all these Oshawottz, try and find the shiny one:

 

[diab_low]

Banned cos the fourth last oshawott is a shiny.

 

[darkpokeball]

Ngh...errk....duh...
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: DARKPOKEBALL is still my drone. So, I'll ban you for him:
BANNED! for not liking Dewott! Personally, Dewott is cool, Oshawott is cute, and Samurott is just plain urgle-furgle.

DARKPOKEBALL: Surp...gurpa...raunraun....

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: If you don't know what urgle-furgle means, then DOUBLE BAN!

 

[Hikamaru]

Banned because I have a group of Gothoritaz here, which one is shiny?

 

[diab_low]

Banned cos the fourth gothirita is shiny

 

[darkpokeball]

slarbarmeeeeee....
CHAINSAW MEOWTH:
He means to say, OH GOSH, I can't tell! Is it the 4th one again?

 

[diab_low]

Banned cos shiny Gothirita looks ugly

 

[darkpokeball]

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Banned! For not helping Darkpokeball in his moment of need!
DARKPOKEBALL: murp....

 

[diab_low]

Banned cos Shiny Meowth doesn't look too bright as well

 

[Hikamaru]

Banned because you just got Hikari'd, and we love how cool Unova Trainers are.

 

[darkpokeball]

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: You people sicken me. Unown, restore Darkpokeball!
*one very short sequence later*
DARKPOKEBALL: ARGH! I was a drone, a mindless slobbering drone, and Hikari, I thought you'd rescue me with Julien, the cute Oshawott! But noooo, NOBODY DID! You just wanted me to rot away and...

*one very long rant later*
DARKPOKEBALL: YOU'RE BANNED!

 

[Hikamaru]

Banned because you just went into a cave:

You found nothing but Zubat.