Ok, after some major major major level grinding, I finally took out the Ultimate Trainer, Red.
Pikachu vs Machamp
Pikachu used Volt Tackle did about 1/3. Machamp used EQ, took Pika down to a sliver of health, and Hail finished the job! Good start so far.
Red sends out Lapras
Lapras vs Machamp
Lapras missed with whatever attack it used (I don't remember, nor do I care) and I one shot it with Vital Throw
At this point Machamp is down to about half health, and not being able to read Japanese, I use my HM Slave as revive/healing fodder and to scout what he sent out.
Blastoise vs Sudowoodo (lvl 20 :D)
Blastoise OHKO'd me :(
Go Hitmonchan!
Hitmonchan: Took two Thunder Punches to wipe out Blastoise.
Snorlax vs Hitmonchan
Hitmonchan two shot him with Sky Uppercut
Four down, two to go..
Charizard vs Spearow (more healing)
Charizard vs Hitmonchan
Charizard used Air Slash brought me down to 32 HP remaining!
I crit'd w/ Thunder Punch though and OHKO'd it, meaning all he had left was Venasaur.
Venasaur vs Hitmonchan
Hitmonchan used Ice Punch, Venasaur down to about 1/3 health.
Venasaur KO'd JackieCHAN :(
Go, BruceLEE and avenge your brother!!!
BruceLEE used Blaze Kick, and the battle was done. I finally beat this Monotype.
My quote shall be, "Level grinding sucks. Period."
Final Team:
BruceLEE the Hitmonlee, level 83
Blaze Kick
Hi Jump Kick
Rock Smash
Strength
One of the better ones. He was ok up until he got Blaze Kick, then he got better coverage.
JackieCHAN the Hitmonchan level 86
Thunder Punch
Fire Punch
Ice Punch
Sky Uppercut
Easily the MVP. With a moveset that covers near every weakness in my team, and a great attack to boot, he was amazing.
Hornz the Heracross level 79
Shadow Claw
Brick Break
Aerial Ace
MegaHorn
Had to be the LVP. I loved the little guy, but he was hard to train and ended up a few levels behind the rest of my team. Didn't even see the field against Red.
Muscle (I think.. Stupid Japanese) the Machamp level 84
EarthQuake
Revenge
Vital Throw
Payback
She was one of my favorites as she crushed the opposition muahahaha. Crappy movepool let her down, so I had to boost with a few TM's.
And special thanks to Slave the Totodile, Slave the Spearow, and NOUSE the Sudowoodo for revive fodder and HM help.