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Rick & Morty - A Terrickble End

Klippy

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    All Role PMs have been sent out! At this time, I will be preparing the Night Zero post. You may submit night actions immediately to me and await the start of the game. :)

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    Klippy

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    NIGHT ZERO
    "What the squanch are we doin' here, Rick!?" shouted Squanchy. The group was sitting at a corner booth in the shady Twisted Step tavern. Rick had been here before with Morty once.

    "I am also intrigued to know what purpose has brought us together, Rick," said Bird Person.

    Mr. Poopybutthole stood up and said, "Don't you worry, Rick! We're here to help! Ohhh weee!"

    "Let me start by saying wubba lubba dub dub un-ironically, Bird Person. I showed up to this dimension and my entire family was burp killed by the Federation. Those bureaucrats killed them all and now it's time we do something about it."

    Gearhead stood, slamming a fist on the table, and said, "This reminds me exactly of the Gear Wars."

    "I bet it does, Gearhead. J-just have a seat and let the big boys talk for awhile," said Rick, waving over the waitress.

    "What'll you boys have? Scarlog poppies? Furlow? Halzingers? Baloogies?" asked the waitress.

    "Can we stop with the nonsense words, lady? G-get us a round of the hardest **** you got in the back. I'm talking burp real, heavy ****," said Rick, to nods of agreement from those around him.

    "That'll be seventy-five schmeckles, honey."

    "Pay the lady, Doofus Rick."

    "Rick, listen, you just tell me who to shoot and when. I'm here for killin'. Anybody, anywhere. Even children. Just say the name," said Krombopulous Michael.

    "D-don't worry, Michael. There's plenty on our list."
    THE PLAYERS
    Klippy as Rick

    Omicron as ?
    Nakuzami as ?
    Syndrome as ?
    Nimsy as?
    jdthebud as ?
    Ullion as ?
    Draskk as ?
    marz as ?
    Bardothren as ?
    Daydream as ?
    Steel Master as ?
    Universe as ?
    Christos as ?
    Ash as ?
    Golgari as ?
    Hopeless Masquerade as ?
    JohnnyMustang as ?
    Davepetasprite^2 as ?
    Juno as ?
    desinishon as ?

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    Klippy

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    DAY ONE
    Mr. Lucius Needful stepped into the Twisted Step, brushing past several Stair People and Glip Glops. He stepped behind the counter and unloaded a crate full of items onto the bar, then announced, "Come one! Come all! Step up and choose an item of mystery! Each of you nineteen lovely people can receive an item! Previously sold items include goblets of everlasting life, novels that write themselves, and more!"

    A Stair Person stepped up and asked, "W-what's all this cost, mister?"

    "Let's just say...you don't pay in money." Lucius chortled loudly as the crowd gathered.

    The items available to choose from are as follows. You do not need to select an item, to which you should either post [SELECT] item or [SELECT] none:
    A gun
    A book
    A magnifying glass
    A microscope
    A box
    A monkey's paw
    A cellphone
    A teleporter
    A wad of money
    A shirt
    A glass of water
    A cologne bottle
    A hat
    A doll
    A bag
    A lamp
    A banana
    A folded piece of paper
    A business card
    A puppy

    As the crowd gathered, a box with a button landed in front of one person still seated at a table. They picked up the box, pressed a button atop it, and poof! Mr. Meeseeks had arrived! "Hi, I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!"

    The individual looked at their three cohorts when one stood up and raised a laser pistol at Mr. Meeseeks.

    "Can you die?" asked Tammy.

    "Ohhhhhh, caaaaan do!"

    Tammy shot the blue creature square in the head. He tumbled backwards, knocking over tables and sending drinks flying. And like that...poof! He was gone.

    Tammy and the Gromflomites stoop up, weapons raised, shouting, "Rick Sanchez and associates, you are all under arrest by order of the Galactic Federation!"

    Rick drew his laser pistol, as did the rest of the gang. "L-looks like we're in a real Mexican standoff, you pain in my ass."

    "Tammy, I don't understand what you are doing," said Bird Person.

    "She was worm-potting you, dawg. S-she was playing you! I told you not to trust women!" shouted Rick.

    "Just drop the weapons, Sanchez," said Tammy.

    As the standoff continued, Nakuzami hid behind the counter, shaking, but jumped up and shouted, "R-rick from Earth Dimension C-137, Nimsy just crept up on me!"

    The shouting caused enough confusion to cause Rick and the gang to flee the tavern, firing their weapons at Tammy and the Federation.

    Once the dust settled, others in the tavern and beyond began their plans.

    Evil Morty stooped below an individual and said, "Yes...you will do just fine," as he raised a cybernetic connector.

    Snowball, after questioning the loss of his testicles, began a neutering of his own...

    MR. MEESEEKS IS DEAD
    THE PLAYERS
    Klippy as Rick

    Omicron as ?
    Nakuzami as ?
    Syndrome as ?
    Nimsy as?
    jdthebud as ?
    Ullion as ?
    Draskk as ?
    marz as ?
    Bardothren as ?
    Daydream as ?
    Steel Master as ?
    Universe as ?
    Christos as ?
    Ash as ?
    Golgari as ?
    Hopeless Masquerade as Mr. Meeseeks​
    JohnnyMustang as ?
    Davepetasprite^2 as ?
    Juno as ?
    desinishon as ?

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    Bidoof FTW

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    Good morning Glip Glops, I'm going to [Select] A Monkey's Paw


    /me looks up at syn

    o boi ur on my **** list now
     

    Bidoof FTW

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    Naku sounds like a loudmouth imo

    Select a teleporter (im guessing i have to switch)

    EDIT: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

    Select Gun

    this sounds like a fun choice
     

    Alex

    what will it be next?
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    [SELECT] A folded piece of paper

    Glad I got that one. Sounds like it'll be a lot of fun. Also RIP Mr. Meeseeks - you were so under-appreciated. :(
     
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