A spider was creeping up on me in the shower

[curiousnathan]

...and I threw water at it and it went whizzing down the drain. Does that make me a bad person?

 

[Lucid]

Are spiders water soluble?

 

[Sirfetch’d]

I would have done the same thing tbh. Either that or I would have passed out :(

I have arachnophobia really bad :< If anyone else has this, you know how bad it is to see a spider.

 

[Ammako]

For all you know, had you let it bite you you'd have become Spiderman.

 

[curiousnathan]

Are spiders water soluble?

I don't know. Let's set up an experiment

...oh god I'd hope not. Imagine one falling into your drink

BYE

For all you know, had you let it bite you you'd have become Spiderman.

I didn't think of that. Welp there goes my chance at fame

I could try and get a bat to bite me or does it not work like that

 

[Ammako]

Nah, Batman just has money.

 

[Juno]

I feel more empathy for certain inanimate objects than I do for bugs and spiders, so no, imo.

 

[curiousnathan]

Some spiders are actually cute, you know. :<

...Not that I would want one near me.

Belly rubs!!!

Spoiler:

 

[Sycamorph]

This spider was a perv anyway, so no, you are not the bad person here.

 

[MiracleGhost47]

Well maybe the spider wanted to go down the drain. I heard of a song about a spider that climbed up a water spout, got washed out by rain, then redeemed itself on its second attempt. It's a pretty weird track, but that's how our culture works I suppose...

 

[dad]

he was just trying to holla :(

 

[Flowerchild]

Belly rubs!!!

Spoiler:

I clicked that spoiler without thinking and I now regret it.
I have serious arachnophobia, so I would've done the same as you.

 

[curiousnathan]

This spider was a perv anyway, so no, you are not the bad person here.

omg I know right!

I can attract spiders but not people what the

Well maybe the spider wanted to go down the drain. I heard of a song about a spider that climbed up a water spout, got washed out by rain, then redeemed itself on its second attempt. It's a pretty weird track, but that's how our culture works I suppose...

He probably made it back out to be honest. I dare not to wander into the bathroom anytime soon in fear of my safety. And by safety I mean my home as I will burn the house down.

I once heard of a story about an angry wolf who blew houses down. I don't think I have enough strength for that though

Maybe if I was spiderman

 

[PageEmp]

What if it was a snail instead of a spider?

 

[Flowerchild]

What if it was a snail instead of a spider?

How common are snails where you live that one would get into your shower?
I see a snail every few years, if even that.

Also I think snails are adorable, so you are officially a bad person. There, I said it.

 

[Sopheria]

Oh god I did that before, and it came crawling back out like 2 weeks later, after I had long forgotten about it. Probably would have been best to just kill it, who knows if it'll come crawling back out when you least expect it :x

 

[MiracleGhost47]

I would have done the same thing tbh. Either that or I would have passed out :(

I have arachnophobia really bad :< If anyone else has this, you know how bad it is to see a spider.

Arachnophobia is just a politer way of saying that spiders are too cool for you to feel comfortable around. There is one species in particular where the newborns utterly eat their mother. The generosity of a mother like that is truly moving. How good is yours?

 

[curiousnathan]

Arachnophobia is just a politer way of saying that spiders are too cool for you to feel comfortable around. There is one species in particular where the newborns utterly eat their mother. The generosity of a mother like that is truly moving. How good is yours?

Why am I now picturing humans being born like that?

please god why nO

Although imagine how much $$$ we could make if we turned that into a horror movie

 

[Flowerchild]

Arachnophobia is just a politer way of saying that spiders are too cool for you to feel comfortable around. There is one species in particular where the newborns utterly eat their mother. The generosity of a mother like that is truly moving. How good is yours?

My mother is not nice enough to let that happen, so I've gained a little bit of respect for spiders already.

 

[curiousnathan]

Oh god I did that before, and it came crawling back out like 2 weeks later, after I had long forgotten about it. Probably would have been best to just kill it, who knows if it'll come crawling back out when you least expect it :x

You know what the worst thing in the world is? When you see a spider and go to spray it or move it and you turn your head for LITERALLY one second and you look back and it's gone.

They know THEY KNOW.