I like how the people who keep suggesting that the reason why people won't submit anything to that thread is because of the five-review minimum probably haven't read the thread thoroughly enough to understand that the five-review limit isn't actually in effect until we get five of anything in the system. Or that the definition of a "review" in this system is "read and submit at least a paragraph to five people on this list." Or is that just the fact that I never could seem to explain things well enough, no matter how many times I end up trying to rephrase it?
But other than that, yeah, I support de-stickying it, in part because we've already got fic advertisements up the wazoo. That and the alternative is apparently reworking it to be like Serebii's system when the point was that we give reviews for reviews, not to simply be available to be reviewed/get requests for reviews. (Which gives me an inkling of an idea, actually, although it might be overly complicated. Like, "for every review you receive, you're required to review one of these if your story is on the list unless there's no one left for you to review." It becomes complicated because that'd be a lot to cross-check and start, I think.)
But the guides, yeah, I've been thinking that since forever, to tell you the truth. A few of them are pretty redundant, so I've been wondering if we'd end up merging them together or rewriting them to eliminate unnecessary information and create one basic guide that covers all the bases that the others touch on separately. (I think we even had some snark awhile back about how these all hilariously contain a few useful points and about a hundred other WTF-worthy ones.) And I've been wondering why Bay's fanfiction index wasn't in the main forum. *ducks!*
As for falling over a case of beer... *pets* You weren't drinking any of it beforehand, were you?
And! Aww. Just remember. If you have a choice between hitting a car and hitting a mailbox, go for the mailbox. And even if you don't have that choice, mailbox.
And I promise I'll eventually write a full response to that VM awhile back.