Astinus

On chocolate body paint and whips: Yep. They're heavily involved in my next one-shot involving Bill. *shot*


You could do what I did and just start a new account. There's still a Jax Malcolm somewhere on there with a hilarious PM from Yami Ryu about how she "OMG CAN'T SHOOT ME TO STARDOM SO CLEARLY I'M AN IDIOT WHO CAN'T INTERPRET HER REVIEW SO GTFO *****" sitting in its inbox, but it's okay because I really have no intention of touching it ever again anyway.


And then I'd shrug and smile mischievously while the producer credits roll over our faces.

The FF&W would be the worst sitcom ever.


Haha.

Oh, if only we could do that with other members. Seriously, if you're not going to learn from your mistakes, just GTFO, please.

On that note, please someone teach a certain someone about characterization. I really don't know how to simplify things, and I feel like the person in question tends to filter out half the point I try to make to her. *facebury* That last attempt? The one-shot she just posted? I... I just can't. *headdesk*


That sounds like a terrible modern buddy movie. Like Hangover x100. Only with death.


THERE'S NOTHING MORE PRODUCTIVE FOR SOCIETY.


This alarms me for some reason.


THAT IS A FANTASTIC TOPIC CHANGE, ASTY.

Seriously, no idea. I'd check, but that would require having to load Emerson's website. :(


...Somehow, I'm not surprised that there's a brony meetup in Northampton.

Also, HIGH FIVE for taking over my wall. Only a few more VMs before I return the favor (oh baby oh baby). ;D

JUST A FEW MORE HOURS UNTIL HURRICANEAGEDDON. \o/

Will respond in full in a sec. Just settling in, setting up the new computer, taking her for a test drive (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN), and claiming your profile in the name of the Spanish crown... or something.

I wonder if I should take over your wall too. I've got only six VMs left before I do it, and I am totally willing to spam the crap out of you because you'd enjoy it just like a number of other things I could do to you.

QUICK. YOU HAVE ONE MORE VM BEFORE YOU TAKE OVER MY PROFILE. GET IT IN BEFORE SOME JACKASS DOES FIRST.

Also, I've been looking at the emblem masterlist, and I'm plotting terribly lulzy things to send to you or a higher-up to see how many emblems I can score in one shot. I think if I play things right, I could get the Drama Queen, I ASKED TO BE A MOD, and No emblems all at once, but I feel like there's ways to cram more in that chain.

And that is a terrible game to play with PC's system, but I enjoy breaking things.

Like brains.

It amuses me immensely that you're still known as Hanako Tabris over there.

TWO MORE VMS AND YOU'LL HAVE PEE ALL OVER MY WALL.

Someone on the internet would think that's kinky.

Also, allow me to rephrase that. BUT THEN WHAT WILL I DO ON THE FF&W FOR FUN? Because there's plenty of things that I can do for fun in general. There's the plan involving chocolate body paint, for example. And the one involving whips. And the one where I spend an afternoon writing porn in which Bill tops everyone.

Only one of those I've actually done. And it was worth it.


And I'm always tempted to respond, "NOPE. JUST LITERATE. HOW ABOUT YOU?"

In fact, I may just do that the next time someone breaks that out on me.

Hey, rules (and by that, I mean the people with delicate sensibilities) say that I only have to be remotely helpful when giving the review in the first place, right? They don't say anything about how sweet I have to be responding to lip!


Yeah, I mostly just went :|. But that last comment (about the narrator) pretty much sums up my thoughts exactly. It didn't help that the repetition of the word I at the beginning of several paragraphs made me think, "See Spot. See Spot run. Run, Spot! Run!"

I should just leave a review, but I think I've scarred the poor kid enough already with, "Wait, isn't saying this in a sentence with no punctuation ironic?"


"I DIDN'T KNOW VALENTINE'S BLONDE. :D"


Well, if we psychoanalyze this, it would depend on what Ghetto Rite represents in your psyche. It could be that you subconsciously wish for the freedom of being exactly who you want to be and the yearning for close personal relationships, as represented by yours truly.

Or we can ask Freud and find out that it all means you want to have sex with your mother. Y'know. Either way.

Ouch to your schedule. On the positive side, you're out doing something productive for society, and you're raking in the awesomeness of money. And they have the decency to give you a day off.

Also, you do realize that you now have to post that kind-of-fluff, right? ;D


OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO IT MORE OFTEN.

ASTY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SPAM THE CRAP OUT OF MY WALL. THERE ARE FOUR VMS THERE THAT AREN'T YOURS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Seriously, will respond properly after I finish cooking dinner. This is just encouraging you to do terrible things to me my profile.

Yo, just wondering if you got my PM on the weekend. Because if you didn't then I hate pc's forum issues. Well, more than usual anyways.

alright thanks

YOU HAVE FIVE MORE VMS BEFORE YOU CLAIM MY WALL. GO, GO, GO.

BUT THEN WHAT WILL I DO FOR FUN? :<

(Is it wrong that I skimmed the story posted by the guy who hates bad grammar in fanfiction and determined from there that it'd be one of those reviews I'd spend an hour writing thanks to the number of grammatical rules I'd have to explain? Oh, the kids who think they're English majors never cease to amuse me. Reminds me of the discussion I had on SPPf about MLA format with someone who didn't know what style handbooks were in the first place.)

Also, please do claim the wall. I don't particularly feel like wading through mattlogic, honestly. Also, it'd be hilarious. The Great Wall of Asty.

Going in random-as-mess directions: you probably did, but I'm a massive derp who keeps forgetting to save it. And then a week later, you teach it to me again, and I'm like, "OH HEY I NEVER KNEW THAT. :D"

In response to that quote:

"So what would happen if Sydian was the one holding the fish?"

Still out-of-context: Unshaved legs? That's okay! It'd make the image even funnier. (Personally, I still shave because as an adorable Asian, my hair's like, "OH, YOU KNOW WHAT'S A GOOD COLOR? BLACK. LET'S MAKE ALL HAIR BLACK AND NOTICEABLE. AND STRAIGHT. AND COARSE. SO IT'S LIKE HAVING TINY NEEDLES ALL OVER ONE'S LEGS.)

And I need to reply to that PM, but in the meantime, clearly, whatever plan you had in mind was an exercise in knowing me a little too well.

Thanks i was thinking that how it work thanks for clearing it up :)

would it be possible for you to change my title in trade corner or would i have to talk to the mods from that area?

I just remember acting like "oh I am gay, but at least I am not like a transgender person" or "bisexuality is a myth you are one or the other". But ultimately the more comfortable I became with my sexuality the more I realized that I was becoming JUST AS BAD as a homophobic person. I think that all people have the potential to be awful or good, based off their actions, not the way they were born. Ugh, I'm not sure, but I really really hope that some people can dispel their prejudice and bigotry after discussing the matter and really thinking about how you would want to be treated as a transgender person. It's so tough trying to get people to accept others, but I know it is possible; the guy whom was in charge of the Prop. 8 anti-gay marriage prop has converted into a gay rights advocate, so anyone can do it!

I'm on now D: its just that my msn lags sorta so i have to kill it here and there. ):

-hugs- ;___; missed you so much

HEY ASTY GET ON MSN ;____; we need to talk etc

WAIT. WAIT. WE WERE? I THOUGHT WE WERE VOTING FOR FANART. WHY MUST YOU DISAPPOINT ME, ASTY?

I CAN FIX THAT BBY.

I was hoping to have at least one person confused by it. =D

Of course, it could be v instead.

Ampersands are sexy. Just saying.

Didn't know that. I'll be careful.

Ow, that sucks. Hope that goes away soon.