Barrels

You died again :(

Dragons are not stupid :(.


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Now can I know? :( pwease?

Because honestly, that picture is not a clue. At least not one I can make sense of :P

I got the question wrong, and we ended up losing hard because of it... I thought he was a turtle, for some reason. But still, it's the thought that counts.

Baron Greenback came up on a pub quiz tonight and I thought of you.

I'm wracking my brain and I cannot for the life of me think of an innuendo-y second meaning for "did your battery thaw?" but I do love that I've trained you so well that you assume innuendo unless proven otherwise :P

I might give DAYD a try when I have time, but I have a pile of books to read that's taller than me... and I'm like 6'4 lol

Pseudonyms pseudonyms... god this is hard. I'm probably gonna stop typing for like half an hour now while I think of one. I guess your clean rule takes out Captain Moorcock, so I best find another one...

I'm gonna go with Professor McGonagall. or Andy Lately. Your choice :P. Probably Andy Lately, that's my favourite pseudounym; I use it errywhere.

I understand what you're saying with point 5, but I'm very interested to see how it relates to the rest of this stuff lol. As for the ropes, wrapping yourself in big manly ropes would be kind of restrictive to movement so while they'd technically armour you, I'm not sure how effective a battle plan that would be overall :P

Also I was intrigued by your phrasing of "manly ropes of justice" so I Google Imaged it. The most interesting result was this picture:

ERGFLIYRGVREYGVAEKRYGV OMG YOU'RE BACK YAY

Haha awww that's sweet! :D - I can't let douchey footballers tell me I'm not good enough. Because if they look down on me, then by God have I hit rock bottom. And yes your excuse is satisfactory :P and kinda badass. A Winter so cold the lithium in your battery froze. So badass. Did you get sick? Did your battery thaw or did you have to buy another?

Now, your questions (and I can't wait to see where this goes):

1) Thoughts on Danny Elfman

"Hmm, Danny Elfman, Danny Elfman... I wonder who that is. I've absolutely heard the name before, but I'm not sure what he actually does. Perhaps he's some relation to international treasure Jenna Elfman... oh screw it, I'll look him up on IMDb.

*thirty seconds later*

HE CREATED THE THEME FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES?! THIS GUY IS AMAZING I LOVE HIM FOREVER."

2) Thoughts on the DAYD-verse

"Hmm... what is DAYD? It must be a thing if it has a whole verse. I guess I'll have to look up this one too."

*one minute later, this search took a little longer*

WHOA. What the hell?! How did I never know this existed?! I had no idea this was a thing, so O have no thoughts on it other than "WTF THIS IS A THING?!" though it's not official or in any way affiliated with JK Rowling so I don't know how good it would be :P but I am willing to keep an open mind!

3) Favourite pseudonym

This is an oddly open question. Does this mean a favourite pseudonym in relation so Harry Potter or the DAYD-verse about which I know nothing? Or just favourite pseudonym in the general history of pseudonyms? Or even perhaps you were asking me to make up a cool pseudonym myself and list it as my favourite? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

4) Whether it's appropriate to buy a hat for a skull

Well there are very few people who can pull off hats - they're a hard look to make work. So if you manage to find a skull that has the right head shape for a hat, it would be a shame to deny that person the opportunity to use their rare genetic gift, even if in death.

5) How the arrow shape developed

I would imagine by some sort of agonising session of trial and error. "Wilson, tell me which of these hurts the most!"

6) Whether rope works as armour

Not in any scenario I've been able to imagine, though this could be a failure of my own imaginative powers rather than the poor rope in question!

7) LiveJournal

I love all blogging sites! Blogs are awesome business.

I have no idea what this was about but I have unwavering blind faith in you :P. Also I changed the font for this post because it looked messy in your profile's stock font :P

BABY when you're gone (when you're gooone)
I realise I'm in looove (so in loove)
Days go on and on (on and ooooon)
And the nights just seem soooooooo long
Even food don't taste that good
Drink ain't doin' what it shoooould
Things just feel so wrong
Yeah baby when you're goooone

OK two things:

1) You VMed your reply to yourself so I never got it
2) Your reply is not satisfactory. You have standards to uphold! :P
3) You have not logged on since July 1st at 1:27am, which is June 30th your time, AND I WANT TO KNOW WHY.

FLEETING YOURSELF.

*knocks and runs away*

I wasn't apologising lol - I just wish that one day I'll be able to actually catch you while you're online... since it's always so fleeting! One day, perhaps you'll actually log into Skype and talk to me :( *lays on the guilt*

In any case, would you believe I actually started writing this VM an hour after you sent it? It is now 27 and a half hours after you sent it, which shows just how easily distracted I am lmao.

Now onto the business of the kitty. I honestly don't believe for a second your meagre excuse about ad-libbing. For one thing, it makes no sense. You Spin My Head Right Round has an extra syllable, which sounds completely awkward when you try to squeeze it into music which only fits the amount of syllables given to the lyric. Or if your suggestion were to be taken to heart and the kitty dropped the "my" and merely said "head" then the lyric would be "You spin head right round, baby, right round" which would indicate that the kitty's first language is not English.

Is this a Chinese kitty?

I think mine was jsut plain too much, and I never actually finished. its was cool and all, but I think I lost the importance of pokemon.

I'm always sitting here at the computer, but I get distracted by Facebook or something and then I remember PC about an hour later and I have a VM from you... but I've missed you :(

Anyway you are the kitten on the right. You couldn't be the kitty with the homicidal tendencies and savant-like knowledge of washing machine usage... you don't even know the difference between 80s music and current-day ripoffs :P

You Spin Me Right Round is the 80s glam-metal song by Dead or Alive - You Spin My Head Right Round was last year's catchy-as-hell abomination by Flo Rida :P.

In any case, my MacBook is intelligent enough to understand exactly what you're saying... and sexy enough not to care :P

LOL. I was just about to reply to your VM and then you send that. D'awwwww you are so cute XD

Barrels. I've been away froesver so I just saw the contest results. nice job on making it to 2nd. I'm honestly surprised you didn't get first.

Oh also ilu :3

Oh also! If I told you when the AAEP were coming around, it would defeat the purpose of employing them! Though if you are going to rule the world with me it would be best to discard words like 'truncheon' from your vocabulary to free up some valuable mind space for things that actually matter!

I read this VM last night right before I went to bed (because I got it at 1:43am due to your quite frankly terrible timing). I like to reply to VMs right when I get them but it was soooo late and I was like "ehhh I'll do it in the morning". Of course, when morning came, there was no little notification telling me I had a VM to reply to and BOOM I completely forgot. I am going to immediately go to CQF and suggest a "Flag as Unread" option for VMs so that nonsense like this never takes place again!

Anyway, Hell yes Andy 2.0! Swearing and everything, get you!

And why does everybody have an issue with Macs :( they're so beautiful and stylish and fast and wonderful. You're all just mean and elitist and like doing everything the hard way clearly!

<3 MUCH WUV. Also I love my nickname of "Big Guy". It makes me feel special :P

And I am not your sole teacher! I just employ them to teach you. If you're gonna have all the knowledge it's best taught to you by people who are trained to filter the knowledge into my understanding so that you become Andy 2.0 and we can rule the world together as one entity!

I see you found my Cracked article. I had no idea when I put that ad on Craigslist that it would be so controversial, but there are kids these days that really do need a reality check and I am happy to give it to them by any means necessary.

No but really that guy is ****ing awesome hahaha. I love that so much. I hope that's legit because I will seriously employ him to do that to other people's kids. Watch out Little Timmy, the Self-Esteem Police are coming for you!

And I have no objection to you stalking my posts. They are all fantastic reads and completely worth the time and effort :P. I would, however, ask that you refrain from using that stalking ability to contradict me about Macs. Or I will end you. :)

Nah, that's OK. You haven't been to that lesson yet :P

(P.S., I'm sure those women were indeed ugly. I never tell a lie).