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Im into Trivium, Metallica, Faith No More, Incubus, Muse, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Slipknot, Staind, Filter, Biffy Clyro... and many more lol!!

Lol. you are so flawed in your methods, world. I can see right through you. Obviously, you are only bluffing because you think it will affect Me and give Me a scare. you know what? Do it! Just try and do it! I would like to see your little genius plan here! So what is it? Hmm? What are you waiting for? If everything you have said is true, you have no reasons to cower now. >:D

you make Me laugh, world.
By your wording, I suppose you are assuming I have furniture in My palace, or that there is any ambiguity about what is in it or what is not. The only thing that can even remotely be considered contained in My palace is Myself, and you cannot be in control of the palace itself, and even if you were you could not move it, since it is rooted into the center of the earth and strung from the Heavens themselves. Even if you were in control of one of My war machines, it would make no difference to Me, since the munitions are totally separate from the actual residence of the palace, with no possible access between the two. And, as has been mentioned, the palace is completely impenetrable.

The place I live in contains a toxic gas in place of air that kills all mortal spirits upon contact without exception, so you cannot be a spirit in the palace.

you cannot possibly have thought Someone such as Myself would have overlooked anything? That is foolish. I left no weak points, world. None. you must face that I will live forever. >:D

Ah dude, when i first heard that intro I was hooked instantly, best thing i've ever heard, what other bands ya like?

Haha, yeah thoughtless is pretty awesome, Here To Stay has gotta be my favorite though!

Everything contained in the palace was created by My bare hands, using a special form of magic that is the embodiment of My will. If you think you are under control of something in My palace, then you are sadly mistaken. I am not even using a computer right now to communicate with you. I am actually reading your mind as you type to My account. Then I hypnotize you to implicate my message into your brain and create the illusion that you are reading a visitor message from Me. And, like I said, it can't be penetrated without. Swing and a miss there, world.

Let Me guess. you plan to send a psychic, magic, or telekinetic signal through the walls?
But let Me tell you that this indestructible material I speak of is also immune to all incoming signals. When I said insulating, I meant insulating of everything. And I know there's no way you could already be there. I forged the palace around Myself on My own with Me inside of it. If there was any living thing in it, I would have known. No possible entrances, no possible methods of penetration, no possibility of other living presence. Once again, general world, you HAVE FAILED!!! >:D

I WILL BE AROUND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!
YOU HAVE FAILED, GENERAL WORLD!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!121one1!
>:D

Well, duh! I'm evil! I have to be mean! >:D

>:D

Did I mention my palace can eject giant war machines made of the same material?! AHAHAHAHASAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHSAJEGRRT:YSERW!!!!!!111121eleventy!@2@$!$!!@RR!#WEfs

>:D

No you don't. xD
What don't you understand about no doors, windows, or vents? And what don't you understand about indestructible? There are no visitors. Nobody comes in, nobody comes out. I am the only one there, and I will remain there for the rest of Eternity, and there's no way anyone else could get in.

You know, I never specified how I deafened myself.

I actually removed my auditory nerve and ears, and like I said, I destroyed ALL RECORDS OF EVANESCENCE MUSIC.
There's no way I could possibly hear Evanescence!
Also, there's no way you could make me undeaf. My palace is completely closed off, with no windows, doors or vents. It--along with the floor--is made out of an indestructible, insulated material that is rooted deep into the center of the earth, and is also suspending the palace from the Heavens themselves. I prepare my own meals--not that I have to eat them anyway--from my own ingredients that are digitally created inside the palace.

Thanks, it needs more red goodness.

*adds red goodness*

Yes, I like Coca-Cola

I just made myself deaf, so there's no weapon that can slay me!
However, in my new kingdom, Evanescence was banned, all members were killed, and all records of their music were permanently destroyed!
Then all the music I enjoy was made so it can be pumped directly into your brain. And all vocal languages were banned, to be replaced with Sign Language. Also, I am very proficient at lip reading. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH!!!! >:D

:DDD That's awesome, because I was supposed to die in seven days! Now the only weapon that can slay me is an Evanescence album! *Purposely deafens himself*
MERE MORTALS!!!

You don't get the joke, do you?

Get off my shoulders! D:<

...Never heard of it.

Hmm...
Where does your username come from?

Hey man...
I'm sorry, you're confusing me. D: