Firstly, a rant about dicks is NOT warranted. Dicks are great. My dick is my best friend.
Secondly, the entire package. They're loud as fuck. They're aggressive as fuck. They're obnoxious and bully us into giving them breadcrumbs or some other shit. And when it gets too cold they're like, "peace out, bitches, we're going to Florida." Fuck ducks, man.