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Well that's because you are, Alex!

Okay, I'll hit them with the cane and I'll try to not stay up late because of school tomorrow! Heehee!

All right! I have a lot of games Alex... A LOT. 104, to be exact. I have most of the multiplayer-friendly games, like L4D2, Killing Floor, Garry's Mod, Castle Crashers, Magicka, Torchlight 2, Trine 2... I don't have Borderlands 2 on Steam, but I have it on my computer. Yar yar Alex, yar yar.

Btw Alex now you're the one writing huge VMs!

Yes, as you can see I am a huge fan of insanely underdramatic reactions (makes me very easy to get along with!). I like to think everyone else on the plane would look at me like this. And hurrah another simple person. Massive gestures are a bit passé really, if someone went to me like "hai it's your birthday I got us a round-the-world trip!" I'd be like... "do we have to go?" haha. But stuff like you suggested is wonderful, yes. Even more romantic would be travelling across the Irish Sea, don't you think?

Yes, that is it! Though of course I was absolutely nowhere near his level, I only did it for three years. I was very good, though. I was by far the best person in my "school" of dancing and I won lots of (admittedly fairly local) competitions. My "retirement" actually came about mostly because at every competition there was an "Overall Dancer" prize for both the boys and girls. I won the boys won two years in a row but then one year there was only one more guy (and he was really awful) and they made me share the prize with him so he wouldn't feel bad for being crap. It was such an injustice! That whole paragraph is really not very modest I'm sorry. I wasn't that great it's just everyone else was worse.

WELL, I can be quite hipster in general and it just happens to extend to the animal kingdom! Here's an amusing cheetah photo, and here's a cute cheetah photo! If they don't make you love them then I think your relationship with them is just doomed :( YAY for snake love, though! Most people I know think they're gross or whatevs, I don't know how they don't see the beauty in something like this! That's a really poor attempt at a cute squirrel though, this is much better! "Fun fact": I once did a science project on squirrel pox. It was sad :( And no, your singing could not be worse than mine! My range is so small as to be unmeasurable. Perhaps it's even -1 octaves. I will never sing to you unless I feel like torturing you.

Well, that's much better! But I do sleep too late. At one stage I was so tired that I was putting down "Leona Lewis" as answers to simple maths equations without even realising it! This is why I go "early" (sometime around 1am) now.

I hope it's not awful! I think the fact that I made (borderline excessive) use of hyperlinks sets me apart, at least.

Quote from your last message: "I'm impressed". Victory is mine.

Alex Alex I don't know how to speak like that, what do I do now? :c Oh and Alex Alex Alex go on Skypeeeee! And Alex Alex Alex we should play games together and I should add you on Steam again, it seems you're not my contact there anymore for some reason! And Alex Alex Alex, school starts tomorrow I'm afraid of waking up early ;-; Alex Alex my classmates don't approve me going with a cane to school, can I whack them with my cane? Alex Alex Alex I beat Pokémon Black, White 2, Fire Red, SoulSilver and Crystal in like a week! Is that good Alex? Alex Alex Alex reply!

Theme as in the cover image of the album? Well, I'd first search for a stock which matches the atmosphere, or the mood, so to speak, of the album/song concerned. Then open it in PS and go wild. Who is Biffy Clyro? :x

As for your previous VM, well, my exams are actually in the month of March. And April and May as well. But yeah, I already have to start preparing for them since I have QUITE a lot of stuff to study. ;__; And I'll be giving five exams - Physics, Chemistry, Mathematics, English and Computer Science. I'll probably have a gap of 5-10 days between each. So it'll take a while before I'm done with 'em. :p And naah, not that kind. I should've used the correct term - Hack n Slash games. Devil May Cry, Bayonetta and God of War kind. ;]

Wow. I really adore people who know how to play guitar. <3; I mean, I've always dreamed of learning it. The ability to express yourself through music is something I could never do. But I still have an urge to learn it. ;; And games? You play video games too, right? :3

So basically what you're saying is that there is no danger whatsoever in boat travel? I agree. And besides, if a plane crashes all you can do is sit in your chair and be like "oh no I'm gonna die that's quite sad" but if you're in a boat you can re-create Titanic! So what's the most romantic thing to you, then? (should have asked that earlier)

I don't set out to look funny when I dance! Though I think I do anyway, I've no talent whatsoever. I used to do this thing called Irish Dancing which I was quite amazing at but I gave it up to watch more TV. Well I don't know exactly where her ideas come from but I do know she started off as a fashion blogger and got noticed thanks to her... unique style! Her videos are probably inspired by childhood nightmares or something.

I don't know! I think when it comes to animals I'm a hipster or something. I know cheetahs are worse predators than say, lions or tigers, but I like that they don't just go about hunting with pure power. I love big cats in general but I like that cheetahs are that bit different from the rest! It's the same with (venomous) snakes, there's just something really cool about how they hunt. Oh dear my animal faves aren't quite as cute as yours are they? I will send you some examples of Irish humour later! I would now but I'm typing this on my phone (dedication!). Will see what I can do about Biffy - how about I play the whistle and you sing? That sounds good.

It's like the very start of it just when the "woah oh etc" part comes! You go to sleep too early, I went at 3am on the regular until recently!

IT IS DONE AND POSTED. I wrote the entire thing in an hour after midnight so it's probably got more errors than you can shake a tin whistle at, but I was determined to finish it!

Of course not! I do not try to impress, I just impress.

;D. You do stay up really late though :>! Ooo well hopefully next year Ecology is good. :3. If it isn't that would suck. terribly D:. Good point! Eating sandwiches is the best part. B).

Thank you Alexey Pajitnov! So, I talked to Cirno and she said I can't make an introduction thread because you have to be, well, new. And I can't make a return thread because I'm not returning either, I've been technically active here. So I just posted in the Leave/Return thread that I changed accounts. Yup!

FINE. Psssht, I don't like your lawn anyway, it's too short and has got squirrel poop everywhere. :<

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*pop*

I've always wanted to be known as "that guy who knows some guy", majorly jel of you right now. Sexy trips to Paris = thumbs up. And omg I hate flying too! Really I hate any travel that isn't on land but there's something far more relaxing about boats. I think it's because you're gently bobbing along the water while in planes you're just TEARING THROUGH THE AIR. Or we could take the Eurostar - it's totally post-modern (like MTV). OMG stop that picture is awful! My poor, poor eyes. Hmm the most romantic thing to me. I am trying to think of one supermassive grand gesture but it's difficult. Really I'm a man of simple pleasures, just cuddling on the couch beside a fire or something would be nice! <3 Maybe in a hotel overlooking Paris

And noooooooo, I'm not quite able to capture the essence of the dance, I don't think! I would look more like... if for some bizarre reason someone was trying to knock things over with their hips or something (?). Well if I have to do the hip dance then you absolutely must do the PONPONPON dance! I actually linked to three songs (one for every word!) in her name but it's all a similar "shouldn't this girl be in a mental institution?" theme, so it matters not. You are a huge flop of a kids' TV fan!

Everyone picks up on me using that word, it's awful! I don't even think about using it but it just comes out. It's an amazing word. Cheetahs are my favourite animals (well, they're tied with snakes in general)! I feel like if I were an animal I'd be a cheetah, and I love seeing them in action even if they fail a bit too often :( I watched a really good docu on a cheetah family once and the mother died and I was like NOOOOOOOOOO and was BORDERLINE SUICIDAL for days over it. Srysly. And yeah, Ireland isn't that bad that we would resort to using that as an instrument! Give us a few years and maybe then we'll be so desperate for money that we'll be using them. Hmm, well I only ever really learned random "traditional" tunes that I've forgotten for the most part but I'm sure I could dust off a couple. I have a friend who learned 'Levels' by Avicii (though she totes messed up in the exam) so I suppose I could learn something modern if u lyk. Hahahahaha, have you really not considered becoming a shrink before?! That response is up there with "... so how does that make you feel?" and "*faux-thoughtful nodding*".

That picture is also awful! My God, his face is so angular. Did you ever watch the video for 'Good Time'? I used to get endless amusement from him looking like he was having a stroke at the start of the first chorus.

I'll get it in on time, don't worry! I will re-write tonight because I realised my current one was a bit sh- subpar, but all going well I'll post tomorrow. And win. *evil laugh*

You're not?! *bursts into tears*

Then I guess I'll make one, Alex. I guess I will. Unless it's against the rules. I'll check out Da Rules.

Take your time <3

CALM DOWN ALEX

ALEX DO I NEED TO MAKE AN INTRODUCTION THREAD? I'M KIND OF A VETERAN HERE ALREADY...

SPEAKING OF VETERAN GIMME MY EMBLEMS NOW. AND SOME EXTRA TOO. ALL OF THEM. With cherries on top, please.

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Should I go for it Alex? SHOULD I GO FOR IT?

WAIT. Maybe nobody did that geez goodness o.o Let's see if I can do that!

But I don't even know what username I should use Alex it's too hard TOO HARD. I need help. I'm House and you know how House deals with change.

No Alex, if I switch accounts, then EVEN LESS people will know about me, which will force me to post more. I think I'll post in the Pokémon Clubs section.

WELL for all you know it is a similar story to that and I'm just not allowed to tell you. I've been back there three times I think, we don't go on holiday very often :( I would say everything is more romantic than that, haha! Unless it was a SEXY LIFE-SAVING BLOOD TRANSFUSION in which case I suppose it is a bit romantic. Hmm, well I don't listen to HUGE amounts of Asian pop but for the most part it's the Korean girlbands (my favourite K-Pop song ever is this - I do enjoy doing the hip dance routine) but there's the occasional solo singer, of which my favourite is Japan's Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, who is just incredible. Most visually interesting popstar on the planet? I think so. There are of course much more classics though, so if you ever want to hear more just ask! What even is this fake Noddy stanning?! Never heard of that Cubix thing but Tellytubbies were life <3 Who was your fave? Po was mine. I wanted her scooter when I was younger.

WELL not permanently but as a part time job it would be fab. Have you ever tried getting work in one? And sure I'll visit a UK zoo, we can make a date of it. Perhaps you should diversify what zoos you're going to?! Random question but does your zoo have a cheetah? When we went to the zoo on a school trip once I abandoned the rest of the class to look for one but my searching was fruitless :( Tin whistles are very plain instruments but they're easy to play so they're thought in school. Somehow there are some people with SO LITTLE musical talent that they can't even play one of those. But no, Ireland is not impressive! You'll never hear anyone insult it more than me. Maybe I'm just bitter about having France snatched away from me. And yes! I hope I get a good secretary I can dish all the dirt too, I probably will have the laughing thing too. Do you ever laugh at really overly morbid things? Like if someone came into me and was like "all my family died and then I got married and my husband died and then my pets died and then my house burned down" I'd be struggling to hide the giggle. BUT I'm sure I'd help that person!!

Owl City is one person! All his lyrics are super saccharine though. Which is weird because he doesn't look like an overly happy person!

Oh no! You actually KNOWING STUFF about Eurovision makes it about 100 times harder to impress you with my review :( Might need a change of plan (and I had it all written and everything!).

I am honoured to be of more importance to you than your personal hygeine. Not many men will go without showering to impress someone!

I LOVE YOU DON'T HIT ME I HAD TO IT WAS ANNOYING AND IRRITATING AND ANNOYING AND YEAH AND DON'T HIT ME I LOVE YOU.

Meep.

It's scary and hard. I'm never starting over Alex, NEVAR.