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Shining Raichu

Shining Raichu

Expect me like you expect Jesus. 33 From Australia
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  • Barrels


    Yep, much scarier ;) also what in the name of all that is good and Christian does 'cloyster' censor out? I'm not sure I want to know, and also now it dawns on me that you probably have the swear filter turned off so you're staring at the screen in abject confusion. ABJECT I say. Here, I shall quote:

    Now there's a campaign trail slogan if ever I heard one.

    And ohhh god I can't even express my thoughts on my homework. I can't believe I sat riveted throughout that entire video. (In hindsight I should've known that No Good Could Come of This when I followed a link to a website called ClickHole ;) )
    Barrels


    ...I'M SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST :P who'd thunk TEXAS would get their shit together before australia, huh? A strange world we live in.

    YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING ABOUT OUR FANTASTIC AND BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP or i'mma go home to my mother, and also the Indomitus Rex was sweetly badass but I was sort of disappointed that we never got to see it in its full red-eyed albino glory. Late change in production I think. Still, that is literally my only complaint because HOW BEAUTIFULLY was that movie written, your favourite scene is also one of mine albeit for slightly different reasons ;)

    [spoiler]
    Sun
    Your signature, it reminds me of a troll who made a thread asking you to take it down. lol
    Barrels
    I COULDA SWORN I REPLIED TO THIS. Wait that's your line ;) well usually OKAY I'M SORRY i'm being defensive it's just that things have been all busy and also i'm a horrible person plus i just saw chris pratt nearly getting eaten by a dinosaur, IT'S A STRESSFUL TIME TO EXIST okay

    on that note, have you seen Jurassic World yet? Have you have you have you? Because it's totally awesome and you should ;D also if you were a Top Trump, what would your specialist category be and how is your life, I miss its proximity
    Barrels
    I'MMA NEVER FORGET ABOUT YOU BBY. NEVAH. ;) i mean, even if i tried i seriously do not think i could actually do it. You're burned into my brain like an emotional scar don't you know. ;)

    and awww I thought that spoof was pretty funny! are we talking bout the same one? mine was just this thing someone posted on reddit... hang on i'mma find it

    yes

    okay

    http://i.imgur.com/0f6geOs.png?1
    Barrels
    you better m'love. ;) also, this:

    http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/11/christian-couple-plan-on-getting-divorced-in-protest-against-gay-marriage-5240291/

    literally the funniest fucking thing, i thought it was one of those spoof articles when i saw the headline, you couldn't make this shit up

    i mean not to go on about it but are you SERIOUS, this is the adult equivalent of holding your breath until you turn blue, 'DO WHAT I WANT DO IT DO IT NOW OR I'LL DO SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID TO... MYSELF'

    'WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT, WERE YA?'

    or, just: 'PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEE'
    T
    Barrels


    i feel deprived

    omg do you hate me though, is that it

    let me obsessively scour our recent convo history for insane hints that i may pluck totally out of context, like a crazed ex with one thing on my mind

    AHA


    D': my heart. it iz broken. *cries for weeks*
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