JX Valentine

Ohhhhhh, I dunno, exploring uncharted waters...?

It doesn't really affect me. I once had a teenage version of Andy talk to an adult version of Andy in the Sims, and they bonded over grilled cheese and conversations about "pearl necklaces" *winkwink*. So I personally won't have a problem with that.

Then again, it's Andy and Bill. "Smut" is just not something they would be able to handle. They'd both just kind of cry or run away or something not smut-like.

Also, Dr. Van Helsing from Dracula looks like Andy: reddish hair and blue eyes. But Van Helsing looks more manly.

Also, for my fifth version of Sim!Andy and Angel, I wanted them to have biological kids, but not deal with babies and toddlers. So, while creating the family, I had to turn Angel into a female. XD He looked like a very good-looking woman, and I'm not sure how to feel about that. Of course, he became a man again, and Andy didn't want to look at him, so I had to cheat like mad in order for my OTP to be together.

Also, me constantly starting sentences with "also" reminds me that there still needs to be a PC drinking game. Just imagine the categories for me alone!

Okay, so like, looking over the last VM from you, I have a question. You wrote a heart in response to me saying that fish was the only thing I could eat without dying. Are you "hearting" the fact that I like fish? Or the fact that chicken and turkey make me throw up? Or the fact that if I eat red meat I curl up and die? Or the fact that I'm crazy? It is confusing. :(

Actually, it's: pocket + battery + ??? = hot pants! And when I have hot pants (and I am the one of the few in the world good enough for hot pants), I might be forced to take them off before my shoes melt. So, in a way, yes, someone does profit, for I'd be taking off my pants.

We're not worthy enough for her masterpiece. Since we didn't remember it over the course of a year, she figured that we were just smelly little illiterate peons who couldn't even begin to understand her deep deep sparkly Twilight plot.

(damn forum logged me out when i went to post this)

Yeah, Tracey is <3.

And now that you mention it, he does look stoned. Goodness knows what he's been up to. o_0 And is it just me, or did he look like a different person in the G/S/C art? Ah well, I liked his FR/LG art.

I wonder how they'll reference other PC Admins. Celio kinda hinted he'd like to see Goldenrod one day...

Let's see...Lanette and Bridgette. Worth a mention, since Lanette helped him improve the storage system and all.

And then there's Bebe. I have a (crazy) theory that she's originally from Goldenrod, what with Mizuki's Kansai accent.

Thank you for changing your avatar to someone pretty. At least now I can read your posts without wanting to burn out my eyes.

And someone who is happy that Andy is gay. Because that picture of Bill makes him look like the picture of canon!twenty-year-old!Andy.

Oh how brilliant you are, with beautiful opinions and posts. ;_;

I really do love you your koalas.

Kyouya. <3 *sigh* He's absolutely perfect. What about you?

I really don't even know what /b/ means. XD

I like when you take it off and your skin looks like a bed sheet. XD That's funny.

Awww. D= The only thing I thought about the whole time when I was getting my blood drawn was Shinji. And that makes me feel better. XD

We can be like owls! . . . Wait. . Can you turn your head all the way around? I'd sure hope not. O.O"

I like fish, too. XD We had an angelfish once that we trained to jump out of the water to get her food. She was, like, 7 years old when she died, too. She was old. Just like my hamster who also died when she was 7. And why do I have so many female animals? XD

I just wish he lived without eating our other fish! XD My poor other fish. .

To be honest, Tamaki is funny, but he gets on my nerves. XD I like everyone else, though. Renge is neutral. She's funny, but also annoying.

XD I made up /z/ and, therefore, it overpowers teh /b/ >=]

XD I like the gauge. Though, sometimes they put it on too tightly. Unfortunately for me, I had to get both my arms pricked. My right arm was my choice, but it didn't have a good enough vein. So I went with the left arm and they got about three viles of blood. It sucked. But I didn't cry! XD

Woo! XD I love high-fives. */random quote for no reason since I didn't have to say anything about that =P*

Sounds like my sleeping schedule. XD

O.O Oh my. . Vicious little things.

Betas are so pretty, though.

My little brother had a huuuuuge goldfish he got from a carnival and we had to flush it because it kept eating our other fish. Unfortunately, when we flushed it, it swam back up the pipe. XDD So we kept it in a separate plastic bowl until it died (we fed it, of course).

Hiya! *waves*

Hehe, figured you'd be off fangirling him (doesn't Dengeki!Bill look like Tracey?). =P Fingers crossed that we get some full-body art this time!

Ok, so you know how I always linked some amazhung songs for you? I figured I haven't done it for so long so...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxr6mhTOe-s

I was going to give you more, but you know how much too sweet can make your teeth ache. I'll send more tomorrow as "music link of the day". ;)

I. . Love you, too? XDD Ouran High School Host Club is awesome. XD And I just kinda thought of that quote out of nowhere (H0m0s have to stand on that side of the Internet XDD).

Yush, but it will never compare to /z/! Mwuahaha!

I've been blogging, there's about five entries about it and I'm trying to keep everyone who's worried updated. Basically, I went to the doctor, he wants to get my blood tested to make sure there's nothing wrong (he examined me and determined that he was unable to find anything physically wrong), which sucks 'cause I hate needles. Anyway, he told me to go to a counselor like I was going to and I need to tell him how I'm doing in two months. There, I just saved you a LOT of trouble reading. XD

I can only hope it's tiny, but I'm pretty sure it is.

Join the club. XD I hardly ever sleep, either. In fact, I've been up for the past 21 hours. . And I STILL can't sleep. I'm just anxious about the needles.

What are those fish called? Err. . They're betas or something. . Well, that's what I would compare. But now that I think about it. . >.>" They kill each other. XD Never mind.


I'm just glad we can make up and be friends. =] Thank you for accepting my apology and your apology is also accepted. ^^

Hey you!

Who are you anyway to criticize our work!!!

Haha, Peace...

Anyway I really need your help...

Before i put the texts in the newspaper, i want you to read and correct the grammar.

Plagiarize... Is there a better term for that? I guess pirating/piracy is...

Well, I'm finding a way to ask permission from the sources where i got the elements of the newspaper from, without trying to create accounts in the websites just to PM the owners...

And, oh, the "NEGATIVE FEEDBACK" thing? No comment...

And i have a request... Just send me a private message if you want to rate my work... Yes i need to accept those things, but it's getting really embarrassing... Still, i appreciate it. Big Thanks! :)

I know I'm not that fluent on grammar or written works, but I'm just a kid trying to excel and surely i need everybody's help... Including you! :)

Well, this is starting to look like a novel, so I'm gonna end this! Thanks again bro.

P.S. - Is that you on the picture? :)

The unedited version of your post in the FFL made me love you so goddamn hard.

But I don't like poodles! XD

I think Serebii hates everyone. XDD (The site, not the person. . Okay, well, the person, too. XD)

Maybe she realized she was wrong and is too high and mighty to admit it? =P

As for what's going on last month, well, a lot of things. . I've gotten a small diagnosis that I must go to doctor's and counseling for. . =( Which should happen some time this month. And you?

You know, it really amazes me how we didn't really get along before, but, when we started talking, we have a lot of things in common. If I didn't apologize for acting as immaturely as I did, then I must do it now. (I can't remember because you take so damn long to reply. XD) Because you really are a nice and pretty cool person, so my actions were completely unjustified. I think my problem was mostly because I had come from Serebii and had a bad experience in the writer's department, so I was awfully sensitive to pretty much everything. So, again, I'm very sorry because I snapped at you when you did nothing wrong.

*I think this is how I reply on this thing O O'*

Um. Well Actually I do see people post up stuff like _-_-_-_-_-_-_ when they cut to another scene or put up a random letter or number a bunch of times like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA or 1111111111111111.


Besides In the third chapter I'm not gonna do that I'll put there descriptions in when you first see them and not use the =+=+=+=+=+=+= thingy at all. When i cut scene I'll put __________________ If that's any different o o'


Also take your time on a review. Hopefully you'll keep reading this story.
(I enjoy the fact people want to tell me all my mistakes but I've yet to get one compliment from them)

I hate you and your little avatar too. *shakes fist* It also doesn't help the pain I have in my head.

(Edit: This is a joke by the way. I'm just...failing when it comes to thinking I'm communicating correctly, and my tone comes across the way I want it too. And I'm a few minutes away from just hiding in my room with my Card books and not talking to anyone for a few weeks. ;; )

Also, because it's for the lulz, Valentine Wiggin the Sim version is the biggest brat of a Sim kid Andy ever had to raise. (Angel's worthless.) She whined about everything. Her needs always dropped: always hungry, sleepy, wanting comfort, wanting fun. She whined even for the fun of it. Then, when she transitioned to a toddler, the first thing she did was kick Angel in the crotch. Then she went to go play in the toilet while Andy stared at the wall.

Scotty's the good twin. :< He just sleeps all the time.

I don't know why I'm telling you about my Sims. o_o

Interesting new avatar you have there. XD

Thanks for CRITICIZING my Issue! I appreciate it... No, really! Well, I'm trying to improve my grammar and written forms... I guess as i speak/write, you will notice my errors. And it's my first issue, so I'm trying hard to improve it. Thanks! ---- P.S. = Status: Corrected by a Grammar Nazi! I like it! :) ----

Forgot I had the second half of a VM to respond to. :B

... Where did I leave off?

Springsteen's music has that feel to it, I found. He sings a lot about the common people and the common parts of America. Like "My Hometown" has lines that people from his time could relate to, with racial tension and the loss of jobs. And he has other songs about common jobs, even today, with "Queen Of The Supermarket."

Holy crip! I've found someone my age who remembers Grace Under Fire! I was thinking about that show the other day, and wishing that DVDs would come out or something. It's supposedly on the Oxygen Network, but my cable provider charges extra for that channel.

And Roseanne is my favorite show on now. (After Jon and Kate Plus Eight. XD) It's just a show I can relate to more than any sitcom on today. Plus, I also like the fact that it didn't shirk away from showing the realities of life.

I just kinda try to ignore the episodes from the point when they win the lottery on, since that kinda ruined the show for me. Except for the last episode, which makes me wanna cry.

Or call out George Washington's name. ;3

The images in my mind now are scarring.

I love fish. It's like the only thing with protein in it I can eat without wanting to die. Fortunately, for some odd reason, catfish is in a lot of Southern recipes, and it's also very delicious. Salmon's still my favorite.

Tuna salad is delicious. I actually haven't had tuna in a while. o_O

Never had sardines though. Those kinda make me think that they would wiggle down my throat. I dunno. I'm weird.

No. They hired in someone to fill the position instead of giving it to someone who has been with the company for four years and was already trained to fill the position.

I'm looking for a new job.

This SPPf thread has a lot of humor to it. Yami Ryu, the OP going emo and threatening suicide, ampersand abuse, really bizarre excuses for lack of quality, and just general SPPf-flavored wank.

I thought he was, but it turned out to be one babby. So, I wanted to get Andy pregnant again, so I directed Andy and Angel for some afternoon lovin' with the rain providing background music.

Cuddling was fine. Kissing was fine. Making out was fine. As soon as Andy was like "Sex? Yes yes?" Angel just kinda walked away to stare at the rain. It took five tries to get him back into bed.

Then my game did something screwy, and the house was entirely reset, so I aborted the baby Andy had inside him (when the game reset itself, it acted like the game was newly installed, so if Andy had his baby, it wouldn't have any of Angel's genes, and just be a female clone of Andy) with a hack. Instead of going through all the trouble to get Andy pregnant again, I just used the same hack to make Andy pregnant with Angel's kid.

Then, in order to insure that I get twins, I had Andy eat cheesecake. In TS2, eating cheesecake while pregnant will cause twins. Andy burned the cheesecake, but still ate it, and the next thing I knew, Scott and Val were born.

Now Andy and Angel both want ten kids. D:

:3

One day, while in work, I found a 9V battery on the shelf. There wasn't a trash can nearby, so I put the battery in my pocket. Now, I don't clean out my pockets every night, so the battery was in my pocket for a while.

One night, after work, I was eating a sammich and leaned forward for a swig of soda. Suddenly, my thigh started burning. Ender just stared at me as I said "My pocket's hot." I dug through my pocket, nearly burned my hand on the battery, and threw the battery onto the table.

Moral of the story: Clean your pockets out. >>

Also, you might want to use your own bags to bag your groceries when you can. The cashiers might use their own spit to get the bags open at the store, so you'd get cashier!spit!germs.

Also, when you get produce, put them in the plastic bags and tie the bags. This way, your produce doesn't touch a nasty cart/handbasket, nor roll out when you go through the line. The cash registers are nasty, and sometimes I, or another clerk, have to climb on the belt, so you get the nasty floor dirt on the register belt where you put your groceries. Or meat juice, or rotten milk. Or so your peaches don't roll into the garbage cans at the registers.

So, make sure to wash your veggies. And check the expiration dates of everything you buy.

(Y'know, I think I might just want to *insert action to show how much I <3 you here* because you know what I mean when I say "produce". I'm not sure if you want me to say "ravage your body" over a word definition. XD)

May 19th is the soonest I can get in right now to the oral surgeon. (The same day, my dad's going in for oral surgery, so my mom wants to get everything done at once. I'll just be looked at to see what can be done.) But if I keep pointing out the fact that my jaws are hurting, I'm going to get in sooner.

I knew this was going to happen. All four of my wisdom teeth are impacted, with three out of four growing on the side, and the last one is kinda crooked. But this amount of pain is new.

The fun thing is that thinking about oral surgery reminds me of a scene I read in Pastwatch by Card, where a man stabbed his own groin. Weird connection, but it happens in my life.

Mind-melding makes me think of wrong things. Combined with the mental images of you in the shower... Heeheeheehee.

(If you want to know something really creepy, I had a dream a few years ago that I was writing this exact message to you, with PC on the skin I have now, with the exact avatar I have now. Apparently, u iz mah destinie!!1!)

Also: We Didn't Start The Flamewar, which makes me laugh because it's Billy Joel (who I also like listening to) and College Humor. XD

I also looked at your last VM and just kinda died thinking about responding to it right now. D: I'll break it down into chunks.

So, you're in that kind of mood, eh? Let me know the next time you're like this (and send pictures!) XD;

No. Because it makes people stop posting their ideas, because everyone thinks their thread is deserving of individual attention because everyone is a ~*~spechul snowflak~*~. Srsly. So if they post in a general sticky thread, then their idea may be passed over, and it wouldn't be good! :(:(:(:(

:(

Andy: I'mma big boy!
Angel: :|
Orson: Why am I on fire?!

Maybe it's like me playing GTA:2. I don't do any of the missions in that game. I just get the money necessary to move onto the next level by running people over. I had the S.W.A.T. team and army coming after me in the mall, with tanks rolling right through the shopping centers and streets.

Good times.

So yeah, maybe people are like "DRUNK PEOPLE! MUST RUN OVER!" and honk the horn as victory music as they gun everyone down. (Hmm...I should see how much it would cost for a custom horn to play "Don't Stop Believing", and to put it in a Ford Focus...)



Why are you discussing a six-year-old like that?

...

I'm going to drive up there and give that woman a piece of my mind. Finding a Card book, especially Xenocide with Andy being afraid of sex and the lesbian Asian couple, should always be a life priority.

Beat her up for me, please. Because you really can't get through life without knowing about Andy being a senile old man pretending to be a tree. (I do not make this stuff up.

(Do you know how much easier you can read Card's books if we were actually closer? Because, someday, I'll have every book the man has ever written.)

I was flipping through it earlier today, and found a part where Andy is staring at this girl who's his age, and she's wearing what is apparently supposed to make him act like a typical straight man, instead of **** Andy. And Andy, the dear boy, is just like "I think I'm supposed to like this? o_O But I don't...so... Uh-oh. What do I do???"

And then he screams.

This is why I nearly joined Hatrack forums to rant at a member there who said that Card's ideas and beliefs do no come through his work. It's quite obvious that that's a lie, since Ender in Exile was full of "get married early, and women are only good enough to shoot out babies". Though I love the book for giving me massive amounts of plot bunnies, it still irked me because the entire plot just came out forced.

There were many many problems with that book, one of which is the lack of good characterization of Andy. He became more of like a character that Card pulled into a plot where he wasn't needed. (This also happened in the novella A War of Gifts, where the conflict could have been solved without Andy showing up, but he came out of nowhere and solved everything without any build-up.) It happened in Exile, where a character had a problem, and Andy solved it without any build-up as to how. He just did, and the book ended, leaving me feeling very disappointed in the book, because it just fell flat.

It really would have worked better as two books. One to cover the colony on Shakespeare, and Andy being the governor there; the other to cover what was planned to be the main plot of the book if Card could actually plot a book these days. Instead, it was all one book, and both "halves" are just disappointing because nothing seems to be fulfilled.

This is probably why the OSC fandom refuses to acknowledge that book. It's not the best book Card has ever written. (I like it only for the plot bunnies where I can get into teenage!Andy's mind and explore his little screwed-up self.) It doesn't hold up to either its prequel or sequel. (Really doesn't hold up to Speaker For the Dead.)

...

I'm done. XD

And kinda sore. I'm going to try to get to the dentist/oral surgeon earlier than the 19th. I dunno how bad the surgery itself will be, but I'll keep you posted, because I don't want you to worry yourself over me. You got enough on your plate.

About your P.S., which I'll respond to now, because I'm about to hop into the shower (;3) and it's a short answer and I'm still in pain because of my teeth, I already booted Calypso from our threesome. Did so last night, or this morning. Whatever the definition is that you want to use.

And had to change your name, Val. You can see so here.

I still have no idea wtf I'm blabbering on about.