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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

Dying Light

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Grab a Nerf dart gun from the toy isle, and run around screaming that there are zombies outside. Then, get control of the intercom and shout that every customer needs to arm themselves with a Nerf dart gun.
 

thehydra010

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494. Take three dogs put 1, 2, and 4 on their collars and release them into the store then go on the P.A. system and announce a reward for finding all four. Then laugh when people can find the ones with 1, 2, and 4 on their collars and try to find the one with 3 on it's collar.
 

Sweet Smoochum

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#495. Make-out in the sheets "section," & use the pillows. Just do what is not considered PG...no pillow fights. Those are dangerous. Lay down at some point.

#496. Hit the manager or cashier in the head with a pillow, challenge him or her to a pillow fight.

#497. Open up a box of your favorite snack, lick every piece, & put it back on the shelf. Casually.

& I Guessed the #'s.
 
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WillPowerPedro

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Jump in the washer with a toaster and get a nice shock of energy.
 

WillPowerPedro

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Rave on and on about you getting mugged at comicon because you liked bad anime.
 

Sakura Rain

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Run in screaming gibberish while clothed in a Barney costume.

For extra points, carry an axe! You will be the mad axe-man-dinosaur-thing! No really, it'll be great!
 
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Sweet Smoochum

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509. Give everyone coupons to use that were made with paper & a magic marker, & say it's free coupon day & you get a yogurt that smells like strawberry if you use it. Laugh if they can't use it by hiding behind their cart. :P
 

WillPowerPedro

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Hit the lights, let the music [you turned on] move yourself, lose your in WALMART.
 
ShinyUmbreon189

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Walk into Walmart with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a blunt in the other with a group of people passing around the smoke and drink. Then go to where the big bouncy balls are and start playing dodgeball with other customers and climb the shelves.
Actually... that would get you a trip to the cell lol.
 

WillPowerPedro

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Get some sodas, shake them up, tape them to the ground, get an oxygen tank, turn it to full air, and let it hit the sodas making them explode one by one.
 
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