1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[Hikamaru]

515

Record a list of all Japanese products for the sake of fans of Japanese culture.

 

[The Noob Hacker]

516

Come in a blue jumpsuit and insist on paying for your things with bottle caps.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

517

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

 

[Zayphora]

518. Insist that every overweight man you see is Santa Claus. then bother them to give you the gun from portal XDDD

Actually, forget I said that. It's really mean.

But if we're still going on the Portal referencing thing...

519. Get a Sharpie and draw the Aperture logo on the bottom of random products :D

 

[The Noob Hacker]

520. Enter Wal-Mart, with a crazy white wig and a lab coat, by bursting through the front door. Then yell "What year is it?" Once someone, preferably a cashier, tells you the date, run out of the store. Come back five years later in the same manner wearing the same attire, approach the same cashier you did five years prior, ask them the date. Once they give it to you, run about the store like a madman yelling "It worked! It worked!" at the top of your lungs.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

521

Drop the Piano. Drop it. Just drop it.

 

[U.Flame]

Scream at customers for not worshipping Celestia and Luna while throwing MLP books at people claiming to be a prophet.

 

[Hikamaru]

523

Play all the Pokemon anime themes on the speaker.

 

[NatureKeeper]

524

Hang Best-Buy ads all over the shop.

 

[Lt. Col. Fantastic]

525

Fill the bathroom with fire extinguisher

 

[Limanya]

526

When someone is sleeping (if that ever happens), do NOT try to REVIVE that person. The Homestuck way.

 

[Zayphora]

527

Get hired as a clerk, and then when anyone tries to ask you anything say something random about Pokemon. Specifically about how much the customer looks like a certain character. The one that they look the least like.

 

[Hikamaru]

528

Wear a lab coat to work and make your hair all weird-looking like Colress.

 

[Zayphora]

529

Rage in random old people's faces about how you hate Colress's name...

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

530, go into wal-mart with a battery powered guitar amp and guitar, then grab a cart. Put the amp facing up in the basket and have a friend push the cart while your blasting riffs. (I know from experience) haha

 

[Zayphora]

531. Make your dog drink a lot of water, and then let it pee on random products.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

532

Write on the walls or draw pictures of Chell.

533

Grow an awesome beard and mumble behind walls.

 

[lloebet]

Take a poop in your hand and throw it at people. 544

 

[Hikamaru]

545

Dance the Moonwalk like Michael Jackson.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

546
Go in with a Michael Myers suit while holding a fake knife and fake blood packets and go up to people and stab them.