1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[Hikamaru]

547

Bring suspicious items to work... which gets you locked in jail.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

^ only Hikari would do that.
548
dress in a thong and go up to the sound system aisle and play the party boy theme.

 

[Zayphora]

549

Go steal all the phones, change the background on them to a picture of MissingNo and watch people who buy them think that the phone is messed up. Better yet, steal people's phones and do this to them.

 

[Hikamaru]

550

Convince workers to protest by opening their windows and then shouting out loud.

 

[xelarator]

551.

Dress up as a Spy from TF2 and backstab everyone you see with a butterfly knife. VERY DEADLY.

 

[Zayphora]

552
PUT KETCHUP...ON EVERYTHING. Like sofas.

553
Go up to anyone who is buying a soda or candy, and scream "YOU ARE BUYING CORN!!" in their face.

 

[Hikamaru]

554

Dress up in rainbow colors and promote LGBT's impact on the world.

 

[Zayphora]

^knowing walmart that would probably get you kicked out...


555
Hold magnets up to all the computers.

 

[Hikamaru]

556

Dress up as all the Homestuck trolls.

 

[Skip Class]

557
TROLLEY CART WARS THROUGH EVERY AISLE IN WALMART!

 

[Hikamaru]

558

Confuse your gender so the workers will think "What?".

 

[Zayphora]

559
Steal some paint from the store and paint large archways over random doors. Then make a serial-killer face, dye your hair black and pile it on your head in a weird way, and shove people into said doors, laughing maniacally.

INSTANT BELLATRIX.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

560

Pretend to sell pirated DVDs.

 

[Hikamaru]

561

Have all workers use no computers.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

562

Hack Wi-Fi and put up sign that says FREE WIFI.

 

[Hikamaru]

563

Offer up a stand giving out free hacked Pokemon, which will get all Pokemon gamers excited. Then you get arrested for offering hacked, illegal Pokemon.

 

[Zayphora]

564 .

Moon random people, and you'll definitely get kicked out.

 

[Hikamaru]

565

Sell merchandise saying "Please Make This Guy A Free Man", then watch all the protesters that come to get it.

 

[diab_low]

566

Start distributing Private leaks about Wallmart's dealings.

 

[Hikamaru]

567

Hire someone to throw all customers in jail.